Heard this at the train station today. Ooh Ouch!

You should be more concerned about what she's trying to fatten you up for.

Jesus

...with parsnips and everything. That was going to be a badass roast!

Damn...any relation to Albert Fish?

Agreed (for once!) Especially if you're in the dicey situation of being insured to the extent that you're worth far more dead, than you could ever earn while you're alive.

Something is definitely wrong with your marriage if you're less likable than a corpse and a cheque, yes!

That's for dayum sure! But if the money is huuuuuge enough, and the marriage boring enough, and one spouse evil enough... well, you get the picture. Love of money is the root of all evil, hey?

Meh? It's really not that hard to be so well liked that no money can replace you - especially since the payload is scaled to what you can afford in premiums so reflect your ability to provide a comfortable quality of life anyway.

On top of which, at that level of wealth, prenups are basically routine these days to prevent exactly that.

All of which is to say, I think she really is just in it for the cannibalism, the life insurance is just a nice little cherry on top.

Sounds like you have some nice, but possibly boring people in your life if you can't be replaced by money!

If you're not rich enough for a prenup to make any sense, there's nothing stopping you from being way over insured.

I think that even tho we disagree on a lot of things thesis, you should take my advice on this one, and limit how much insurance coverage you have. We an argue here on the flip, but I'd hate to see anything happen to you, by accident, in real life.

People have tried to murder me. It's not as easy as it sounds.

Ha! Good one, thesis! Obviously I don't really know you, but my sense *is* that you'd be tough to kill!

I have to be really honest - I think that's actually the nicest thing you've ever said to me! I'll take it.

Seriously, thesis?

Even after I wrote "We can argue here on the flip, but I'd hate to see anything happen to you, by accident, in real life.", my 'tough to kill' comment is the nicest thing I've ever said to you...? (I fixed up that little typo from the original in what I quoted...)

I'm not being critical, but I do find that to be an interesting insight into the thesis mind!

You should hear what they call you! 😂

Dykes don't want men.

It would almost be worth it.

haaaaaaaaaaa...
shave yer legs
shave yer pits
shave yer eyebrows
shave yer slit
shave yer b'hole
shave yer tits
shave it more
i'll lick yer clits

beat yer lame crap
every time
boi/grrl

Woops... Chowder, I think you broke it.

you REALLY suck @ this

we having FUN yet?

nobody really cares
and
you all suck anyway
ha haaaaaa
we used to call this "Fun with Troll Scum"