A man who had fled the great Soviet Union was interviewed by the press:
Q: Did you defect because of the lack of personal liberty?
A: Well, you really can't complain...
Q: So, was it the poor housing projects?
A: Oh, you can't complain...
Q: But was it the general poverty and lack of basic goods?
A: You can't complain...
Q: So why did you defect, then??
A: Because you can't complain!