I dont often make jokes about pedophilia but when I do I probably shouldn't use Jeffrey Epstein as the Subject.

THANKS TO THE SERIAL PEDOPHILIC CRIMINAL ACTIONS OF JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND MANY OTHERS. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED TO DROP THE VIRGIN FROM THE U.S VIRGIN ISLANDS; THEY WILL NOW BE KNOWN JUST AS THE U.S ISLANDS. BECAUSE THERE ARE NO VIRGINS THERE ANYMORE