YOU'RE AFRAID TO COME ON MY PROGRAM, UNLIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP; FOX NEWS SUNDAY ANCHOR CHRIS WALLACE; STOP PESTERING ME, MIKE -- I MEAN CHRIS. I DON'T NEED TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH YOU TO BE IN "GAME SHAPE" FOR THIS FALL'S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES. I CAN COUNT ON FAKE NEWS REPORTERS TO BAIL ME OUT OF ALL MY COGNITIVE FUMBLES AND STUMBLES.
