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1 up, 4y
It's all repuglicants are good for. Gaslighting, blaming everyone else for their conduct, lying through their teeth, the whole nine yards of it. Point out their hypocrisy and lies to them? They're immediately triggered and cannot shut their mouths. BRAVO!
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I don’t hate America, nor do I hate the constitution. I’m fact, I carry a copy with me in my backpack. Who was crying since 2016? The democrats were. Did you see the conservatives/republicans burning the flag and kneeling and crap when Obama was elected? No. You didn’t. Donald Trump is just as much a real president as anyone. Donald J. Trump is your president. Deal with it. If you’re trying to make an argument against the electoral college, that would make you a hypocrite because you just said the right wing wants to burn the constitution.
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Stop lying and whining. YOU people have been crying since 1992. WE are not crying about a president getting a consensual head job, YOU were. And drumming up fake-ass witch hunts for decades and decades. You DO hate the constitution, and you DO try to burn it. And your raggedy party hasn't recovered from Nixon leaving office with his tail between his legs.

All you whackjobs do is suck up trash from the tinfoil had "media", and project that crap on everyone else. Ignorant low information voters-who clearly do not even vote. Since you were outvoted this time.

Did I see Bushbot/Trumpanzees desecrating th eflag when Obama WON the vote? YES. Yes I did. And I see them wrapping their asses in it NOW. Another desecration. Do you think I give two f**ks if someone chooses to burn the flag as free speech? F**k no. I served to protect the CONSTITUTION. While you miserable raicst cowards don't serve, and hang the flag upside down in false distress calls, and whine and cry because someone kneels at a football game. Donald Tramp is NOT my fking president, cuck, and I get that statement from you people, who said it over and over and over and over again, about Obama. So sit your lyin' ass down and stfu, you two-faced hypocritical coward.
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That’s nice. My raggedy Party is not the Republican party.

Seems like you already replied to that comment though🤔
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GTFOH. Who has been crying since 1993, and you have literally never stopped your sniveling. "Democrats"? You fake ass Repuglicans are infamous for your crying, and your total lack of comprehension. Ignorant fools, is what you are. IDGAF what you carry in your fanny pack, puss. What difference does it make if you are totally bereft of reading comprehension skills. Did I see cons shredding the constitution, blowing up federal buildings, and burning and bombing churches before Obaba? YES. After Obama? YES! Donald Trump couldn't be presidential if his life depended on it, you right wing nutjob. GET OVER IT, you triggered fk. If you argue against changing the Electoral College, that illustrates, as ALWAYS, that you're a lying two-faced hypocrite, who has no concept of the Constitution or amendments. The right wing has not just wanted to burn the constitution, it has repeatedly DONE it. Now get your russian bot ass off my page. Traitor.
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Lol, name calling, the tool of many on the left. I’m not a Republican btw.
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Called it. Projecting and name calling are the tools of the rightwing trumptard.
You wish you were a Republican, and I could have told you that you aren't, and will never be.

Tell me-what does rage posting on a meme creation site get you weak kneed draft dodgers?
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I never called you any names? I don’t wish I were a Republican because I don’t like the Republican Party, that simple. If I wished I were a Republican, wouldn’t I just become a Republican? I’m curious though, how could you have told me that? Also, you’re on this site too, and I don’t rage post anything.
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Who fking cares, candyass? I don't. Do you?
YOU people have been doing it since 1992. Now you whine and cry and complain when you get that shit back. Well, Nancy, if you don't like it, then stf out of the kitchen.

You whacknuts can't make up your mind if you want to be snowflakes, or internet tough guys. Pick a stance and stick, waffle. One minute you're jacking your jaw when someone calls you out on name-calling, and the next you're crying because someone returns the favor. WGAF what you think? Don't like it, change your people. You RINO rightist fakes. I'm not a leftist, I'm not a liberal, and I'm not a Democrat. I'm just a REAL American, who has served his country and votes. You RINO sheep and your party politics are damned. You do rage post, and you do troll, and I can say what I like, how I like, and if you do not like it, you're welcome to scroll right on by. See how that works, sweety. Free speech. It's GREAT! America!

Love it, or leave it, as you people say <3
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I’m not sure how I’m two faced because I’ve never been a Republican. I’ve never wanted to be. I’m not a rhino either.

I’ve also never switched sides as you say that I did.

I called no one any names here ??

I don’t know for sure, but it seems to me that you’re a little triggered by my beliefs. They are my beliefs, not yours. You can call me whatever you want, I don’t care, but these are the beliefs that you allegedly protected.

Please move on and go troll elsewhere.
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If you aren't two-faced, or Republican, it doesn't apply to you. But if you're a far-right wing zealot, or a fake, it does. In any event, if I wrongly called you out, you have my apologies. But if you're trolling me, then no. But you accuse me of being on the left, so it is apropos to do return the favor. Simple as that.

I am a voting American, who served. End of story. To hell with Party politics and ideologies.

So you troll elsewhere.
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I wasn’t trolling you man, but whatever. I hope you have a good day.
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I wasn't trolling you either. Hope you have a nice day too. :)
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repugnants are not pro choice- they want to tell women what they can and cant do to their bodies>
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There is no such thing as "unborn life". Many pregnancies are terminated, ABORTED by nature itself. YOU are trying to tell women what they can and cannot do with their bodies. Stop lying. It's something the right wing has practiced in hypocrisy since the dawn of time. What is growing inside someone else's body is NONE OF YOUR FKING BUSINESS. Get that through your thick skull! Free Will! God gave it, and it is not YOURS to question. God knows everything. He plans everything. He gave knowledge and free will. Who are YOU to question GOD? Who are you to question constitutional rights, autonomy, and my refusal to allow you to unlawfully invade the bodies and free will of adult women?
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Do you not see the hypocrisy? The left wants to tell me what I have to put on my face, and they’re going to tell me what to put in my body.

Either way, when a woman is pregnant and kills the child inside of her, that’s not her body. I have a lot of respect for women, and view them as no less or no greater than man, but I do not respect murder.
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The right wants to regulate morality. Pussy grabber, fake christian, wife beater, wife cheater wants to tell me what is right and wrong?
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I’m a virgin, fine Christian, and high schooler, who has never hit, or even thought about hitting a woman, but that’s what some of you guys on the left do, just resort to name-calling.
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ooh a "fine Christian" good for you. I dont believe in zombies.
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Funny. What do you want? Want to accuse me of being things that I’m not some more?
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If you have to tell someone you are a christian- your actions already dont reflect your religion.
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That makes no sense. Many Christians are pro-life. Please tell me what I’ve done to make you feel that I’m not a Christian.
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this meme, isnt about you, this site, is not about you.
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I appreciate it, but I feel that I’ve proved him incorrect.
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“No doubt”

Yep gotcha, good day and God Bless
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Nice Job, Timber, from behind your keyboard. I'm a teenager too. So are you. So is Stanley. It's the internet. Dodge behind any number of fake shields to avoid the argument that you started. Care to go toe to toe with an adult?
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I never said it was, or even anything of the sort. You’re not making much sense here. Please tell me what I’ve done to offend you or make you feel that I’ve sinned/been “un-Christian”.
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...when you start going through puberty, you will start getting hair where hair didnt grow before....
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“When you start going through puberty...”

You again avoided my question. Unfortunately, I have more hair in my grain than is on my head, so I think I’ve well hit puberty lol. I never said I was young or vibrant, either. I just pointed out my religion.
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FYI, Dopey tells us he is a good christian too. Could you figure that out by his words and actions? You tell me how many of the Big 10 he has broken... I'll wait
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“FYI...”

Christians sin. Many sin a bunch, and I’m one of them, but you still didn’t answer my question. Frankly, I don’t care that President Trump sins all the time. That has nothing to do with me. This is the fourth time I’ve asked you what I did or said to be unchristian, though.
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Son, I don't answer your questions.
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You're hilarious in your hypocrisy.

You fake christians sure as hell cared when Bill Clinton sinned, didn't you. Of a sudden, you no longer care. Because you wish to serve the antichrist. Hypocritical. Lying. Typical.

See, here's your problem, salty-we cared when it was Clinton, and WE care now. YOU people do not. That says it all.
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“Son, I don’t answer your questions.”

You don’t answer my questions because you can’t, and you know it. Also, don’t call me son.
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We don't answer your questions, because Trumpers don't want answers. They just want echo-chambers and false arguments.
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What an ignorant bunch of gobbledygook. Of a sudden, you're freedom of choice. But only for you. Typically right wing.
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You already said that
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Right-wingers:
Suddenly Pro-Choice.
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There is no such thing as a "leftists". There are only those who believe in liberty, justice, law, clean drinking water and "a government OF the People, BY the People, FOR the People", and you Fascist sheep. The fact of the matter is, traitor, you don't know wtf you're talking about, "rightist" sheep.
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No, there aren't, any more than there are things as "rightists". You, for example. A distinct and glaring example of a lying, two-faced, hypocritical fake patriot. A paper tiger. A traitor.

So yes, Traitor, methinks thou dost protest too much, lady. Simpleton.
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You’re missing the point bud. Also, I don’t want to be in the military, that’s not my move as of right now. If you say you’re a veteran, fine, but that doesn’t make you above non serving citizens. If what you said is true, thank you for your service, but the military isn’t for everybody.
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No, spanky, you're the one missing the point. If you don't love my country, LEAVE it. I know what I say is true. You don't know any better.
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Yes, MY country. Who in the f**k are you?
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I love my country as much as anyone.
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Oh and also, stop butting into random conversations that I had a few days ago. You’re making everything left vs. right and that has nothing to do with your buddy StanHalen trying to convince me that I’m not a the religion that I am, or that I abuse and cheat my non-existent wife. I’m not a “Trumper”, I am an American and a Christian. I support my president, but that doesn’t mean that defines me. The question I asked had nothing to do with President Trump, and you know that. TDS?
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you're the one missing the point, Spanky. I know what I say is true, you don't know my country from a hole in the ground. "That's not my move right now" is just another way of saying "I'm too much a coward and a traitor to volunteer to defend my country". "The military isn't for everyone"? You're right. It's not for couch potatoes who play couch commander while everyone else does the heavy lifting. And as long as you're on a public forum, butting your nose into the conversations of others? FREEDOM OF SPEECH baby. If you don't like it, GET OUT. You're a fake christian, a fake repuglican, and a TRUMPER. "Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president."-Theodore Roosevelt, and ACTUAL President.

"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else." Theodore Roosevelt

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else." Theodore Roosevelt

YOU people are servile and weak. On your knees as sheep to corporate America. You have no idea what the phrase you plagiarize even means. TDS much?
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No, you feral rightist. I'm just not some leftist,and I'm not laying down for creeps like you to talk shit to everyone who disagrees with your candyasses without giving it right back. Go melt somewhere else, snowflake.
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You're a feral rightist.
I'm a true American, who served my country. Did you, Nancy?
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"Called it" is what timbitch1972 uses if he can't give an answer. Use it on him and he'll start screeching: "you leftists copy my words".
Totall loser.
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Hugs
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Called.
Yes, we sure did!
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You don’t even know me. I doubt you served, I really do. Also, I think it’s hilarious how you quoted a Republican President. I support Trump because he’s a conservative President, and I think he makes some good decisions. I don’t agree with everything he does or says by any means. Also, your third quote is in a meme I made a year ago. Check it out. I’m not a sheep at all haha, but you can think that.
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IDGAF what YOU "doubt", puss. In fact, IDGAF about you at all. I think it's hilarious that you cannot see the irony in the fact that it was a Republican president then, who would decidedly be a Democrat president now.

"I don't agree with everything he does or says by any means" would have been the perfect place for you to stop, constructively, but you weren't that bright. Also, I don't care when you allegedly quoted anything, what I said stands. You can claim that you're a not a sheep all that you want, but the proof is in the pudding. And if you opposed Clinton and his conduct, you either oppose trump and his conduct, or you are a hypocrite and a liar.

Trump is a sociopath. A malignant narcissist, bereft of integrity or morality, and is therefore unfit for the Office of President of the United States. It's really just as simple as that.
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And that is a fact. Works all 4 ways, too.
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Every time I read this, I know that you have dolly's and your brother messes them up on you. You're too funny-and by that I mean strange.
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You're an attention seeking right wing nutjob, screeching because anyone has the nerve to exercise their right to free speech exactly the same way that you do. Try something new and different, and stfu. You people run your mouths at strangers in a way you would never dare do to their face. You know why? Because it's unacceptable. And you know it.
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I don’t follow
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oh my goodness-look at the little girl projecting all her hatred and vitriol on others behind her little keyboard. The clarion of a triggered little rightwing nutjob, defending her man!
GTFO here, you weak-kneed wannabe who doesn't have the ass to serve. No one is listening to your drivel and your mewling. Get a job, for christs sake. Bye, Karen.
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Womp womp womp.

All the drivelings of an enraged rightist, crying and whining because he knows he's outclassed, outgunned, and dead fking wrong. Sorry, cupcake, the butthurt is all yours.

Get a life. Own it. YOU and your kind are the ones who really hate America, and all the real Americans in it. Because you can never, ever be that. Sad sacks like you are too busy whining and crying and trying to annihilate free speech, and every other freedom. But you "luv yur gunns cuz'n they pertect you from oppressors" who try to quell free speech and every other right that you so hate.

Once again, you project, snowflake. It's yours, you own that shit.
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More projecting. Sit down and shut up. You're tedious. Bye.
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The screeching is entirely yours. I served my country, I do not screech. You haven't, nor do you have the courage to do so. YOU shriek.
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You might want to take a good long look in your own back yard, and then take your own advice, child. Particlularly before you run your mouth at someone else because you don't like it when YOU think they are doing precisely what YOU do. But then, that is always how you "righties" are. You should really just be described as "wrong", because there is nothing right about you people. And I'm not a leftie, buttercup, I am an American, who sees trash for precisely what it is. Lying two-faced hypocrites, just like you.

You don't like getting back what you dish out? Tough. Change it or suffer. You are a phony, who runs your mouth about those who serve this country at your convenience. Talking shit about how you respect people, when they agree with you, and trash talking the very same people when they do not. YOU are a raging, pearl clutching biddy, and you live in a glass house throwing stones all day long. If you don't like what I have to say, you triggered little wannabe fascist without the guts to stand up and serve, while you run your mouth about those who do, and actually DO what you claim, yet do not do? Then scroll the fk on by, sweetie.
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The fact of the matter is, like most pansy's, YOU are the phony, as MOST righties are. You don't get to define me, wuss, you have not come CLOSE to earn that right. And I don't have to be a "lefty" to stand up for myself and others,and put you pickle puffers in your place. RINO's. Fake Patriots. Paper Tigers. Try being an American, for once in your miserable life.
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No, lady, it describes you, and your love interest, Donald Trump. Most likely, however, since you are not a minor, he is not interested in you sweety. More's the pity, I gues. I hope you recover. Malignant narcissist is who I described,and you're projecting your problems and those of your cult leader on successful presidents who were actually voted into office. TWICE. A feat your orange love-muffin will never, ever, achieve. Cry about it somewhere else, and stop screeching at me about your heartbreak. You're hysterical.
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You phony, gutless, fake patriot paper tigers don't care. Because every does the heavy lifting for you.
And you cry and whine about everyone who has the balls to bleed for what they believe in. You're a coward, and a disrespectful piece of shit. Go***mned communist.
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You've gotten me confused with yourself, p*ssy

"You're projecting, child. You're angry that people won't fall in line and agree with you, and because you're a spoiled child, you can't emotionally handle it, so you accuse people of being the very thing that you are. Typically rightwing.

Individual liberty, ending of government (that means fellow citizen) interference, inalienable rights. That's what matters.And it's everything rightwing nutjobs like you oppose. But you want to control what others think, say, and do, and you deeply resent anyone who disagrees with you, so you use your so-called "service" as a weapon and a shield, and then accuse your opponents of being the very thing you want. And you don't have the balls to serve, so you talk shit to and about those who do, then pretend you support those who serve, because you know they would mop the floor with some fake little traitor like you. Get off your lazy ass and do something for your country, or shut up,sit down, and get out of the way of those who can and do, you little fascist nazi wannabe.

It's amazing how radical the "Right" has gotten, and how delusional they are. But frankly, it is typical, tedious, and boring"

THERE, I fixed your load of bullshit for you, spanky.
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