Come inside, I got water and tea and milk waiting for any visitors. I also have fresh baked cookies!

*Luno bursts in*

luno:匚ㄖㄖҜ|乇丂 几ㄖ山

*Lux just mutes Luno*

Lux: sorry.. she’s one crazy hell of a sibling.

Luno: >•(

Lux: I GOTTA BE HONEST LIKE- YOU’RE EVEN MORE CRAZY THAN BILL AND BLOO COMBINED.

*luno just vores lux*

“•)“

Sparky: eh, you should’ve seen that coming.. hehe!

Reddy: SWEET HOME ALABAMA.

*luno vores reddy*

“/-\“

Reddy: oh hello bill.

Lux: kill me.

Me: *knocks*

"knocks"

Me: Hey lil bro! How have you been? Do you want some cookies?

can i come in plz?

Yes of course!

yes plz

Kris: -knocks-
Me: -rings doorbell-
J.J: -does what they did-
Mongolia: -waiting-

{I open the door}
Me: Hi!

Al four of us: oh hai!

Me: Come in, do you want some cookies? Sil has some...

LE four: sure! -walccs in-ooooooooo

Star: *knocks*

*I open the door*
Me: Welcome! Come in, I have cookies ready and still warm (courtesy of our resident dragon girl).
*Silviara the dragon girl walks in, followed by Casara the blind angel and Dex the only male resident and demon*
Dex: Nova, Silviara won’t give us cookiessssss
Casara: I even helped her make them >:C
Silviara: THESE COOKIES ARE FOR GUESTS. The ones on top of the fridge are for y’all.
Dex: But-
Silviara: NO BUTS.
Me: I’m sorry, it’s always like this. There are... FLIP HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE HERE?
Flip: {from the other room} 16 PEOPLE, INCLUDING YOU AND ME.
Me: 16 people. I’m sorry if you find fur in your food, there are... Three? Ya 3 different furry people living here.

Zero: *runs up to the door and knocks* HALP

{You find yourself inside}
Dex: DUDE WHAT HAPPENED?!

Zero: ink.. he got possessed by a demon

Zero: welp, a different one, I mean we have two demon OC’s but one of us, most likely ink, pissed off one and made that demon possesse him

Dex: When a Boy other than me comes in without Nova being here the females start setting them up on dates.

Zero: wierd
Alcor: what the fuq is wrong with people

Dex: I’m sorry.

Electro: *growls*
Zero: oh shoot

Dex: ?!

Zero: ink is coming

Dex: KyoucanstayinmyroomNovaisn’t backyetifthefemalesseeyouherewithoutNovabeingheretheywillsetyouuPonliketwentydifferentblinddatesgetupstairsquick
Females: WE SENSE A NOT FEMALE IN THE HOUSE GET THE TINDER APP NOW SISTERS

Zero: dafuq?

{Dex teleports you to his room}
Dex: HIDE.

Zero: *hides somewhere*
Enzo and alcor: *knock on door* HALP
Electro (a electric dragon): *waiting*

{Dex teleports everyone into his room then locks it and puts like twenty different magic protections on it}
Dex: There. Y’all SHOULD be safe from the females.

All: *confused* what?

*knock knock*

*I open the door*
Me: Hey Pupper! Come in, I have cookies just coming out of the oven. I’m sorry if it’s loud, I have like 20 other people living here.
Flip: {From the other room} 15 OTHER PEOPLE NOVA. THERE ARE 15 OTHER PEOPLE.

XD
No thanks, I actually brought you a welcome to the neighborhood cake!
*shows beautiful cake*
I tottallly didn't buy it from the bakery...

Me: Awww, the “kids” will love this!
*Most of my housemates enter, including both demons, both angels, all six furry people, and the dragon girl*
Silviara *Dragon girl*: Who aw you calling a kid?
Me: ...

Umm... Enjoy?

*steals door*

Rob: *knocks with head*

{Lilac the fairy opens the door}
Lilac: Hi! Do you wanna come in? Nova is a bit wrapped up right now
{Crying comes from upstairs}
Lilac: Silviara brought cookies to the local dragon shelter and came back sobbing. Nova said it had something to do with the fact that her cookies thrown on the floor. She now refuses to cook cookies anymore (Which is a HUGE problem).

Rob: oh. That is a problem. Well thanks for inviting me in! *Walks in*

Me: Those must be the cookies she didn’t bring to the dragon center.

Ethan: probably. I'm going to go back to human form *goes to human form* much better

Vivi: Guys it’s late. Time for bed.
Me: But Vivi-
Vivi: No buts. I’m sorry y’all but it’s time for you to go home.

Ethan: ok seeya! *Walks home with rob*
Rob: I knew you were a dragon just not what kind! Hmmmmmm
Ethan: *randomly falls unconscious*

{End of conversation}

(ok)

That was FUN!

What was

{Taro walks downstairs} Hey rob! How have the arms been working for you?

Rob: oh they got cut off see? *Shows that he has no arms*

Taro: ... What happened?

Rob: uh my brother rob sawed them off

Lilac: Oh ok!

Ethan: hi... *Quickly reveals dragon like teeth and a tongue like a fork*

Lilac: *Gasp* Omg your a dragon guy!
{Taro smiles delightedly}
Taro: Yesssssss

Ethan: what? I never said that! *Sweating nervously*

Taro: ... Well good thing I made new ones!
{Gives you a pair of magic reinforced arms}
Taro: You shouldn’t be able to break them. Or have them sawed off.

Rob: eh I just like not having arms. Nothing personal.

Taro: Ah that’s ok!

Rob: because sometimes when people give me robot arms they malfunction and try to kill me. Happened more than once

Dex: *From upstairs* THE WAYS OF WEEMON ARE MYSTERIOUS AND STRANGE. I WOULD KNOW, SEEING AS I AM THE ONLY MALE LIVING HERE.
Both Taro and Lilac: SHUT UP CARL.
Dex: MY NAME IS DEX.

Ethan: *confused* and why do you think I'm a dragon?

{Dex walks downstairs}
Dex: Who knows? Btw Sil is now trying to make herself into a ball. And she still refuses to make cookies.
Lilac: MIND YO BUSINESS DAVEY.

Rob:

Me: What I’m trying to say is it’s ok to be a dragon here we have some of the WEIRDEST people.

Ethan: fine *turns into a metal dragon*

{Sil peeks downstairs}
SilPOV: Another dragon... Cookies? No not cookies.. But I have so many extra....
{Sil walks downstairs holding a plate of dragon cookies}
Sil: Um... I have these extra dragon cookies... they aren’t warm but they aren’t stale...
{She quickly places the cookies on the table and runs upstairs}
Me: ...I think she’s feeling better :P
Dex: Yessss now she’ll make me cookies!
{The sound of cooking comes from Sil’s room}

Ethan: *eats a cookie*

Dex: MY. NAME. IS. DEX. YOU. RETARDED. FAIRY.
Lilac: *Screams*

Ethan: CALM DOWN EVERYONE!

Taro: Sorry Ethan I thought if Sil saw a potential friend it would break her out of her funk.
Lilac: Wait that’s what we were doing? I thought we were trying to set them up.
Dex: ...............

*bruh intensifies*
Ethan: are you kidding me? No!

{Both completely ignore his statement}
Taro: SIL! THERES SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU!
{Silviara slowly walks downstairs, her wings folded protectively over her chest}
Sil: *Sniffles* Who is it?
reply

Ethan: who is sil? And like I said not a dragon! *Sweating harder*

Sil: I’m Sil... Taro why did you call me done here?
Taro: This guy wanted to meet you, because you are a DRAGON.
Sil: ... So?

Ethan: I don't know who sil is! What are you talking about?

Taro: Um... I don’t put that type of programming in them...

Rob: it happened with almost every single one. Yours only happened when it got wet

Taro: WHAT?!

Rob: I think the water got into the circuits and messed it up

Taro: Lilac? What the actual f**k?!

Ethan: yeah what was that lilac?!

Lilac: ...
{I get back}
Me: How’s Sil?

Ethan: trying to put herself in a ball as per dex

Ethan: well anyway..... Uh I'm not a dragon *lies intensify*

Me: Dude I know for a fact you are a dragon Sil taught me the signs. You have sharp teeth, your pupils are slits, Your tongue is forked, and you act nervous when we talk about dragons. You probably don’t like telling people because you are afraid they will either attack you or run away screaming.

Ethan: my pupils aren't slits though

Taro: The coding...
{Taro takes back arms and quickly does magic waterproofing and basically every other type of protection}

Rob: still sometimes having no arms has perks. Like when I'm hiding you can't hear my hands or anything

Taro: True.

Rob: yeah and I've just lived without arms for years and I prefer it with arms

Ethan: *walks in* *waves*
Rob: *silent*

Lilac: ... Who is this?

Rob: oh this is Ethan
Ethan: *waves*

Both: Hi

Rob: he doesn't really like to talk very much

Sil: I AM SIL {Silviara spreads her wings and hisses}
Taro: Ethan can you see her?

Ethan: uh yeah why

Taro: CAUSE SHE IS SIL.
Sil: IDK WHY IM DOWN HERE {Sil stalks upstairs}
Lilac: ...That went downhill quick.

Ethan: why did you say I wanted to see her? That's literally the first encounter I've ever had with her!

Rick*