Come inside, I got water and tea and milk waiting for any visitors. I also have fresh baked cookies!

*Luno bursts in*

luno:匚ㄖㄖҜ|乇丂 几ㄖ山

*Lux just mutes Luno*

Lux: sorry.. she’s one crazy hell of a sibling.

Luno: >•(

Lux: I GOTTA BE HONEST LIKE- YOU’RE EVEN MORE CRAZY THAN BILL AND BLOO COMBINED.

*luno just vores lux*

“•)“

Sparky: eh, you should’ve seen that coming.. hehe!

Reddy: SWEET HOME ALABAMA.

*luno vores reddy*

“/-\“

Reddy: oh hello bill.

Lux: kill me.

ooo

*knock knock*

*I open the door*
Me: Hey Pupper! Come in, I have cookies just coming out of the oven. I’m sorry if it’s loud, I have like 20 other people living here.
Flip: {From the other room} 15 OTHER PEOPLE NOVA. THERE ARE 15 OTHER PEOPLE.

XD
No thanks, I actually brought you a welcome to the neighborhood cake!
*shows beautiful cake*
I tottallly didn't buy it from the bakery...

Me: Awww, the “kids” will love this!
*Most of my housemates enter, including both demons, both angels, all six furry people, and the dragon girl*
Silviara *Dragon girl*: Who aw you calling a kid?
Me: ...

Umm... Enjoy?

*knocks* *house crashes*

Me: Oh no... CASARA! MAKE THE HOUSE AGAIN.
*Casara the blind angel builder builds the house back*
Me: Thanks Cas!
Casara: You better have cookies.
Me: I always have cookies.
Me: Well anyway, come in! I have cookies!

*Runs faster than a bullet knowing that there are supernatural beings inside that abandoned house*

Matching

XD

*steals door*

Star: *knocks*

*I open the door*
Me: Welcome! Come in, I have cookies ready and still warm (courtesy of our resident dragon girl).
*Silviara the dragon girl walks in, followed by Casara the blind angel and Dex the only male resident and demon*
Dex: Nova, Silviara won’t give us cookiessssss
Casara: I even helped her make them >:C
Silviara: THESE COOKIES ARE FOR GUESTS. The ones on top of the fridge are for y’all.
Dex: But-
Silviara: NO BUTS.
Me: I’m sorry, it’s always like this. There are... FLIP HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE HERE?
Flip: {from the other room} 16 PEOPLE, INCLUDING YOU AND ME.
Me: 16 people. I’m sorry if you find fur in your food, there are... Three? Ya 3 different furry people living here.

Flippy:*Knocks* Anyone home?

Me: Sorry, I was getting some much needed sleep. I live here with... *counting on fingers*... 15 Other people, 7 of which are nocturnal (by choice). Come, do you want a cookie,

Flippy:Sure, why not

Me: SILVIARA, DO YOU HAVE COOKIES OUT?
*Silviara the dragon girl walks in balancing 4 different plates of cookies*
Silviara: Of course I have cookies. I always have cookies.

Flippy:*Takes a cookie* Thanks.

*Silviara smiles, and then Miko the nonbinary and Kikshi the fuzzy person enter and grab a plate of cookies each, and then proceed to run off giggling and stuffing cookies in their mouths*
Silviara: GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER****ERS!
Me: Not again... Well, come in, make yourself comfortable.

Me: Flippy, you won't need your pistol in there.
Flippy:*Hands me the pistol and walks in*

Me: ... You know, we have a gun room/range here... Some of my more destructive mates use it regularly
*My statement is punctuated by gunfire from the backyard*

Me:*Comes in with rocket launcher and hands Flippy back his pistol* Okie!!!!!!
Flippy:So how's scp-673?
Me:He's a bit shaken up

*I smile and shake my head*
Me: gun range is in the back, should be straight down that hallway *Points to a hallway*

Me and Flippy:*goes down that hallway*

Zero: Hmm *knocks on door*

*I open the door*
Me: Hey Z! Come in, do you want a-
*Screaming is heard from upstairs, with some growls and hisses*
Me: OH GOD ILL BE RIGHT BACK.

Ink me: Well thhats interesting
Zero: Uh ok

*The screaming, hissing, and growling continues, now with my shouts thrown in*

Ink: should we help?
Zero: Yeah

*The screaming, shouting, growling, and hissing now is joined by the sound of magic missiles being thrown, and more screaming*

Zero and ink: *runs to the chaos*

*You see a fight between an demon, both angels, 4 of the furries, and me on the edges trying to stop them.*
Me: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
*The fight stops, and all look at me*
Taro (demon): The angels were in my room.
Fir and Casara: WE WERE NOT.
Me: And y’all four?
Furries: ..

Zero and ink: *comes in* WHOA WHOA WHOA, CALM DOWN

All the not humans: *growls menacingly*

Zero: *throws one of williams pokeballs and darkrai comes out*
Darkrai: *uses hypnosis to put them to sleep*

Ink: calm the hec down

{Everyone falls asleep}
Sil: Hey I heard there were gues- Ok what happened?

Ink: nothing much

Sil: .... Cookie?

Both: not right now

Sil: ...Ok...

Ink: thanks for the offer though

{Sil smiles weakly}
Sil: I’ll leave these here...

Ink: you can if you want

Sil: Noo those are cookies I made for visitors.

Ink: well, I guess we should wake the people up

Sil: Ya, about that why did the all fall asleep in the hall?

Ink: we used Williams darkrai

Sil: Ah...