I WILL EAT YOU!

*knocks* would you like some free bird seed? Pls don't eat me

*opens door* here *hands 50 bucks* that's for the bird seed

Hello

*knocks on door*

*opens door*

hi do you want to secure your house with rocket launchers?

Yes please

*secures house with a load of rocket launchers* five bucks for the service

*hands 5000 bucks* keep the change

thanks. *walks away.*

Your welcome *closes door*

*knocks with sledgehammer*

*opens door* what the hell were you knocking with?!

*hides sledgehammer behind me not so inconspicuously*
My hands. Obviously

*sees the sledgehammer* another meal! Yum! *Licks lips*

Dude if you eat metal and wood, thats you.
*hands bart the sledgehammer*

lol

Always fun to talk to Bart XD

BUT THE SLEDGEHAMMER

Always have a sledgehammer handy... life lessons from puppy

:D OOO

Yes it is

*hits puppy with the sledgehammer*

You should learn from Scrub.
*reappears behind you with a bigger hammer and smashes it on your head*
Ever heard of a hologram?

*dodges and hits real puppy with sledgehammer*

Oops again!
*Is hanging outside the window on broom*
Watch it, that bomb goes off in ten, nine, eight, seven, oh whatever,
*BOOOOOMMMMMMMM that explodes the house with bart in it as puppy flies off into the night*

HAHAHAHAHA

XD

excuse me she is the president

Idc she broke into my home

*knocks*
*breaks door*

OHHHHHHHHHHH DINNER HAS ARRIVED!

:D

Thx meals on wheels

*throws a head at you* Here ya go.

Nope you are the meal. *Puts in a pot and starts boiling*

NUUUUUUUUUu

*pulls you into pot too* :D

*bangs pot top on dead-being's head and cooks him

UwU
You're in here too...

Yes I am indeed asking what are you doinf

I have no idea.

Carp

:P

*gets out and closes the pot*

*smashes a hole in the side of pot*

Hey Sunshine... What the actual hell are you doing?

What AM I doing...

*Gets you out of the pot*, Sweetheart, why do you go on these suicide missions.