TOM SNEAKING IN A ROOM

*knock knock*

Hewwo?

Hi! Its puppy! I brought muffins as a housewarming gift!

Yay!

*nom nom nom*
Here you go. Blueberry or chocolate chip?

Blue berry pls, me is allergic to chocolate

It'd be non-dairy. My sis is allergic to dairy.
Cool.
*hands you a single muffin then eats two more*

*eats and dies of food poisoning ( read the comments below me :’()

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT DIE PLEASE!!!!!!!
Here. *hands you a cookie* This will help

-silence

TO THE HOSPITAL NOWWWWWWWWWW

ER NOW

mom i need to tell you smt

Ok

Would u be willing to unadopt me? sorry I'm ghosting u

Why tho?

I just kinda think im going to quit imgflip fam, originally i was gonna switch fans but I think I just want to avoid that

*fams oh......sure ig *crys

sorry, its also cuz im gonna leave n sept and just want to leave imgflip fam now

ok. so ill delete my comment now

*knocks*

IPS message
Grim Creeper can secure your home with rocket launchers for only 5 bucks

Ok

o hai *knocks*

-opens door Hat

hai

:)

wots up

nthing much hbu

welp

*hai

*knocks*

OH HAI!

*Attaches rocket launchers to house*

Thx. Pls get rid of bart_simpson

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ok fine, but pls quit stalking me

five bucks

*gives ten bucks

er, should I give you five bucks back?

Keep. The change

thanks. *Walccs away*

Ok

And I'm not stalking anyone

Me: *knocks*

-opens hi son!

Hi mom!

Hru?

Good. You?

Good! Me and ur other mom are getting married!!!

-hugs- I gtg take care!

*hugs back* ok! Bye!