currently holds: Trainwatcher

I NEED A ROOM FOR A PATIENT. NOWWWWW

here!

OK CRATE_OF_MEMES IS LIKE DEAD I THINK... Im not entirely sure... We should ask her. I'll send you the link

ACK

-is dead

nu

-is dead

QUICK! DEL WHERE IS THE DEFIBRILLATOR?

HERE

IS IT TOO LATE??

NU

OK NOW WHERE IS CRATE? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO Z?

IDK SHE AINT BREATHING

OK WHERE IS SHE???

-not beathing

*breathing

I DONT KNOW

THAT ISNT GOOD

YEAH

WHAT DO WE DO????????/

idk

Ok. Then im out XD
Good luck

WE HAVE THEDEFIBRILLATOR!

-is dead tho

-Is now revived tho

-BUT IS DEAD

BUT IS ALIVE AND MY PUPPY!!!!!!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!

I'm here

I see! NOW GET BETTER QUICK!

*breathing slows*

*gets defibrillator out*
CLEAR!

In mind: oh sh-
*Breathing stops completely*

*Presses defibrilatter to your chest*
CLEAR!
*does it again*
WORK!!!!!!!!!
I have an idea...
*Gets freezing cold ice cubes and covers you with them*

*gets hypothermia*

Just wake up..
*puts hot coals on you*
Did. I mention. im not a doctor?

*in a coma*

I give up. Ur breathing thats all that matters.
*Quickly bandages up ur cuts and bruises and leaves the room*

(I never said I was still breathing)
*In a coma almost dead*

Too late im gone now.
Someone call a doctor im too lazy

*wakes up suddenly* you are a lousy president

Im a great president. Im just not a great doctor.

Ehhhhh.....

You haven't done anything to help us. You've only helped yourself

I haven't been going to people who are sad or upset and helping them? When Pirate_melon_ left I didnt go to make sure everyone was ok? I dont help everyone and anyone who needs? Huh. I thought I did. I dont actually recall anywhere I helped myself.

*explodes out of Stoopidity*

I knew you were ok btw, cuz I put a spoon over your mouth and you were breathing. All I had to do was upset you enough to come out of your coma. XD

Oh. XDDDDD

*hurts wing* (I'm a bird now)

AAAA

(I'm a baby bird)

*fixes it*