currently holds: Trainwatcher

*hurts wing* (I'm a bird now)

AAAA

(I'm a baby bird)

*fixes it*

Hi

hai

NO

110 MIN

How r u

GREAT!!! iTS FLEXTAPE DAY IN BASICALLY 2 HOURS!!!

Yey

xd do you know what that means

No

I GET TO SHOW OFF TO A GIRL 2 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME THAT FLEXES ALL THE TIME IN ACRO!!!

EYYYYYY

I secretly named her flextape

I've been screeching "TOMORROW'S FLEXTAPE DAY!!!" all day today

Lol

And do you know why???

because

*mega iNHALE*

tOMORROW'S FLEXTAPE DAY!!!

We know, we know lol

:D in exactly 2 hours FLEXTAPE DAY WILL BE HAPPENING

Xd

OPERATION FLEXTAPE. OH YEAH.

*presses red button*

bOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Lolol

you know Imma countdown.

113 MINUTES

Hi...

Need helps

*life support*

Yey

Wtf is happening

He had a biiiiiiiig car crash

HMMM

h e b e d r o n k

Who was the idiot that let him drive?

XDD HE DID IT AAAAALLLLL ON HIS OWN M8

I'm doing an almost ded here stop laughing at me

You did this

Drunk me

Bruh

I almost killed myself in a car accident

YOU HAVE LE D R U N K I T I S

YOU MUST BE PUT ON THIS MEDICATION

NU LE INJURE IS FROM VAN CRASH

Yeetus wtf is happening

im not sure

YOU HAVE DRUNKITIS TOO

*falls asleep but is still alive*

NU

I'M STILL ALIVE

YEA BUT WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP *starts shaking you until you do* WAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEE UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP

oh no

I have mylittlesisteritis

*wakes up panicky* WHAT IS THE F**KING MATTER

*k i c c* nu

*slap* NO

shut the hell up and let your patient rest

yey

and wot

idk

*places beanbag on your eyes*

y

*slow breathing*

IF YOU FALL ASLEEP YOU GO INTO C O M A

DONT!!! STAY WITH ME M8

*checks pulse*

*falls asleep again*

NU

*is asleep*

You're no longer in a coma at this point you just dont wanna wake up

*coma noises*

Now stay awake

*falls back asleep*

*leaves

*sleeps*

:o

thancc *falls back asleep*

youre not in a coma.

*drops clipboard*

*walccs away* I'll be right bacc

*very deeply asleep*

o

*sleep noises*

hEY LOOK ITS YOUR gOoD fRiEnD tHe F40PH

*asleep*
you don't know me a marching band could go through my room and i'd stay asleep

wAKE THE HEY UP IT'S FLEXTAPE DAY

tO sHoW yOu ThE pOwEr Of FlEx TaPe I sAw My CoMa In HaLf *wakes up* just for today tho

*shakes you* we got a party to attend

*asleep*

nU!!!

*asleep*

Ugh. *wakes you up*

*tries to stand up and screams in pain*

*kicc* idec anymore IM OUTTA HERE

*continues to do the sleep*

Bro flextape day is when I have acro so I can see how a flexing little kid I named flextape does in class

oh *falls back asleep*

nU I HAVE FLEXTAPE HERE TOO *yeets a bunch of flextape at you*

*bounces off my head*

TOO BAD IM DONE

*shallow breathing*

Hmmmmm, would this help? *holds up [Image]*

*asleep*
*breathing slow*

*stirs*

ooooooo

ssadsfafdsfasf

ygfvhgtnrfvh

*injects a strong painkiller*

*falls asleep*

wot

*continues to breathe slowly*

yey

*wakes up four hours later*

Nononono *shakes you*

*continues to breathe slowly*

hjkbjhbhbkhj

*walks out of the room and blasts the song: "Congratulations" outside the door*

*slaps you* Dont die

*is just barely alive*

iF YOU DONT WAKE UP IN 5 MINUTES YOURE GONNA WAKE UP ANYWAYS

*asleep noises*

nu

*is almost ded*

Hai!

what happened

*Grabs Defibrillator and sets it to 69k volts*

wot

*slaps you* wake up

*doesn't respond*

I gotta move you somewhere

THEN MOVE ME
that kinda sounded wrong

nu

to waht

*puts you in the wake up machine that comes in with life support*

*installs cameras*

*walccs away*

*doesn't wake up*

You were in a coma

here drink this *gives you a medication*

*drinccs*

https://imgflip.com/i/4g8tdt?nerp=1601042803#com6086101

*rubs paddles together and shocks you with them*

nu

Hey *wakes you up*

f**k off i need rest

*shakes you* wake up or you're gonna have a bigger problem than a coma; a hole the size of a golfball straight through your head

*doesn't respond*

*brings you to eye rest ward*

thancc *falls asleep*

He's alive

sadly

Fine

thank you *falls asleep*

*yells into mic* wAKE UP WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPPPPPP

*still asleep*

wake upwakeupwakeup

shut the f**k up i need rest