Martin Luther King Jr. shares his height with Charizard.

Ahem

Size matters not.

haha

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What gender do you think peppa pig is memethewholesome

peppa's gender is yes

Idk... It better not be a boy

I bet this woman's dad was shorter than 5'9". It was pretty useless making her...

Look at my featured images on my profile....

That would be painful!

I think he should've pulled out that's what I think

WHY

Just, wow.

This women is a spawn of he.. you know where

Women who judge men by height are useless and hypocritical

I know! But they get mad when men say the say thing. Like, how do you think they feel?

Same*

Girl: I want a 6 foot, rich, 6 abbed man!
Also her:

Lol, true dat. Some of us are just assholes

I know quite a bit about history. I'm not a history buff though.

Man, that woman is a hoe for saying that! Danny DeVito is a legend!

Literally any famous man under the height of 5’9: am I a joke to you?

Oof, i meant 5'9 instead of 5.9, I'm too lazy to delete and start over again hehe

And I never noticed

Good.