No applications will be accepted after the deadline

Oh ok! Id like to apply! Can I be president?

What?? Something wrong? XD

HAHAHA

no, I've taken over XD

Shoot... I KNEW I shouldnt have let Scrub kill me...

wait wut?

XD

I DIDN'T KILL YOU

YES YOU DID

YOU KILLED YOURSELF DUMMY

I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT! You are the one charged with assassination

YOU ABUSED ME UNTIL U DIED HOW

YOU KILLED ME WITH CURIOSITY. YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION CORRECTLY AND I DIED OF CONFUSION.

UR THE ONE WHO ABUSED MY LEGS AND FOREHEAD! AND YOU TOUCHED ME WITHOUT CONSENT! SEXUAL ASSAULT

IMPEACHMENT TIME

EWWW

I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT. STOP MAKING UP LIES. Its unbecoming. I punched you, that is entirely different. and I only did it cuz you were stupid. How do we even get into these weird convos?? XD

I EVEN HAVE THE PROOF RIGHT HERE

GET TO THE IMGFLIP ER ASAP

The point is, you're your own thing XD

YOU HEADBUTTED ME WHAT DO U MEAN AND ITS CUZ OF U WE GET INTO THE UNIQUE ARGUMENTS lol

I did lots of stuff... We moved past it now. THE MAIN THING IS Scar isn't the president I am. And very unique indeed XD

Rodent, gives me enough time to make a shrekking new alt and sign up
(Just kidding, jsyk)

Hmmmm, DID you make an alt?

XD no. Not planning to either

Mm-hmm

Promise! If I did you would know quickly, cause I'd forget I was using an alt and accidentally give myself away. Or forget I had an alt in the first place

I almost did that once but I caught myself in time

Lol, good job

*Lollapalooza

Del, I think your phone needs therapy

I moved to my chromebook. I am okay now. Although in like an hour I will probably go back onto my pone

*phone

oof I forgot there's spellcheck on computers

lola

*lol

lol

I take back my 2 am musings, I'm still in

Ok, glad I read through XD

Yeah sameXD

Hey, I'd like to cancel my application. Sorry for the short notice. Good night! Er, morning.

*seeing you were on at 3 am at my time zone*

2 am fir me. I couldn't fall asleep

AND 5 HOURS LATER YOURE HERE?!

Yeah...

woah

I didn't stay online then, just went off. I has sleeping problems

:o

o dear

Ye
Oh well it be fine.

NU IT NOT BE FINE PURLYDOUDYDYD

XD yeah. But like I'm wide awake and could not fall asleep for the life of me. No point now

PURLYDOUDYDYD XD

(。•́︿•̀。)

It's okay, I function best with little sleep. I gtg now byeeee

o nu byee

Del?

What? Why?

Even though I know I wouldn't

Wow. Humble AND conceited in two comments! Impressive XD
So I think you should do it cuz I NEED you. Also it'll be fun!

Okie

Okay never mind. But I was low key scared I'd be horrible for the job