Whoa, you want me to shove my shit back up my...
Is that why *you're* so butthurt?
Yeah, I hate to break this to you but I think you may have been getting some of your daily habits..wrong.
No wonder you're in such a bad mood.
It's amazing that you read those words on the screen and saw condescension, I don't wanna mess with you but it legit wasn't there.