How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what babies do naturally--
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just filling up some cups of bleach
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what babies do naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
Well, there's a principle of cleaning (principle of cleaning)
That almost every cleaning supply knows
Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest)
And check it, this is how it goes:
The baby that drinks bleach gotta sip, and water it down, and cry, and enjoy, every sip!
And the child that doesn't, well the child that doesn't
Winds up alive li-li-li-alive
I'm just sayin'!
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what babies naturally--
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just filling up some cups of bleach
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what babies do naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
There's a principle in business (principle in business)
That everybody knows is sound
,It says the people with the money (people with the money)
Make this ever-loving world go 'round;
So I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory, I'm biggering my corporate sign!
Everybody out there, you take care of yours
And me? I'll take care. Of
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! (Shake that bottom line!)
Let me hear you say 'beautiful bleach'! (Beautiful bleach)
Wonderful Windex! (Wonderful Windex)
Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop--
Come on how bad can I possibly be?
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just giving the hospitals some patients for money
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this puppy!
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to inheritance.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Let's see:
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All the customers are buying!
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the money's multiplying!
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the PR people are lying!
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the lawyers are denying!
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if the ingredient label is lying?
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) This is all so gratifying!
How bad...
How bad can this possibly be!?