A quick reference guide:
1. The Missionary
2. Brace for impact
3. The Switcheroo
4. The Splash
5. Reverse Perch
6. The Perch
7. The Back Splash
8. Bombs Away
9. The Dunk
0. The Kraken

I'm a reverse perch man, myself, as it makes it so much easier to
read a book or enjoy a nice snack.

doh!

henryKrinkle congratulations you are a true mememan

thanks

:D

ha!

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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LMAO! One of the all-time great replies! This one is #11: Hang 2...drives my wife crazy :-)

Da miss

LOL! Nice! :-)

Nice!

Yup

I have the ability to channel any poop from anywhere and put it into my butt and poop it back out

Ok ew

that was a joke guy

LOL

Hahahahahhahaha, thanks, man. Good to hear from you.

Thanks, appreciate it.

Nice comment mate

I do all 10 at once

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Upvote

THANKS

WHAT! ITS DISTURBING

you're in class and I am terrified of you

Wha?

when you eat he spicy bean burrito from taco bell:

bleh

Someone regretted going to taco bell

shut up I do not need more grossey

i call it bad archery

wow cool toilet fire I wonder what that guy ate probably a ghost pepper or something

plz no

I'm of the Kraken person sometimes I do the perch most of the time cracking both of them are easy

Interesting...
My 2nd cousin Jessibus drowned attempting the kraken.
Giving him CPR afterward was... not cool.

you need someone to help you shove in your legs in and then you flush the toilet so most of your body gets stuck down and then you probably poop yourself of Terror

Yes, yes. Sounds like you are well on your way to becoming a poop jedi.
Nobody said it would be fun. But only the stoutest of mind, body, & spirit
will succeed.

we had to crack open each and every toilet

0. The (Itsa me Mario!)

my cousin is a switcheroo man, ive tried it AND IT HURTS

0 is actually a way to replicate Skibidi toilet (which is dumb)

Dumb? It's actually f**king brilliant.. consider this: You've got a package demanding to be delivered and it simply will not wait-- you've got that rumbling feeling in your gut that tells you it's not going to be nice, you just know it's going to spray. What do you do? The best way to handle the situation is to fully immerse yourself in the shitter, pointing the spray directly down the chute, thus minimizing any mess on the rest of the bathroom. The more you know...