Dumb? It's actually f**king brilliant.. consider this: You've got a package demanding to be delivered and it simply will not wait-- you've got that rumbling feeling in your gut that tells you it's not going to be nice, you just know it's going to spray. What do you do? The best way to handle the situation is to fully immerse yourself in the shitter, pointing the spray directly down the chute, thus minimizing any mess on the rest of the bathroom. The more you know...
