A quick reference guide:
1. The Missionary
2. Brace for impact
3. The Switcheroo
4. The Splash
5. Reverse Perch
6. The Perch
7. The Back Splash
8. Bombs Away
9. The Dunk
0. The Kraken
I'm a reverse perch man, myself, as it makes it so much easier to
read a book or enjoy a nice snack.
you need someone to help you shove in your legs in and then you flush the toilet so most of your body gets stuck down and then you probably poop yourself of Terror
Yes, yes. Sounds like you are well on your way to becoming a poop jedi.
Nobody said it would be fun. But only the stoutest of mind, body, & spirit
will succeed.