Police: why do I hear boss music?

same

"there is a man aremd an on the run" dispatch: "OK what does he look like?" me: "he has no arms or legs" dispatch: "uhhh... how is he on the run?"

you beat me to it

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I know a rick roll when I see one......

Me after just seeing the first line.

Well, it's amazing how far you can go when you KNOW how to use a wheelchair, and inventing weapons that do not require hands to be used should not be that hard. So technically this is all possible. Sounds like a nice villain for a movie...

I need to know exactly how he did this 😄

Thanks!

can i have a cup of suger?

"Armed and on the run" is kinda strong terminology here, wouldn't you agree?

Horseshoe