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1 up, 4y
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1 up, 4y,
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Oh, mensa boy is on the case, oh tell us old wise one, enlighten us on viruses and diseases with your vast expansive knowledge on the subjects, bated breath we await your expertise.
4 ups, 4y,
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Look at that - someone else who apparently cannot comprehend what they're reading.

Spend some time looking at the two articles.
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1 up, 4y,
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I'm not overly concerned, we followed the advice of our professionals and adhered to protocals, we're on phase III of re opening with 3 cases in 2 months on my Island. But hey, you guys seem to be doing fine with advice and expertise from Karens like you. Good luck
3 ups, 4y,
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The most open states have the lowest infection rates. Imagine that. I caught it and beat it already, as did my wife and my 72 year old mother. It's a bad cough for those of us in good health. Do you know what else it is? It's antibodies - and the ability to laugh at those of you foolish enough to keep listening to the news.
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1 up, 4y,
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Sure sure sure, I believe you, thousands wouldn't , but I do.
3 ups, 4y,
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Well, you'll believe anything. I think CNN is on, run along now.
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1 up, 4y,
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Sooooooo, the world is stopping Americans from visiting, us included, is it all just a hoax to make trump look bad, or are you like, f**k everybody, I aint going anywhere anyways everybody else sucks!, murika!
2 ups, 4y,
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Mind you, Mensa Mike lives in Texas, where the governor of the heart of Trumplandia had just recently mandated that everyone has to wear a mask in public because denial and drinking bleach weren't exactly cutting it with the hoax against the poor Donny.
2 ups, 4y,
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Yeah yeah, Texas Sheriffs are reportedly refusing to enforce it. Maybe they read the same articles that I did, where the CDC admitted that when 2 samples are taken, even from the same individual, they're counted as unique infections - and that they're counting positive antibody tests as infections as well. A large percentage of the positives are duplicates, and another large percentage are immune.

I still have yet to meet anyone who was sick enough to bother going to the hospital. The few I've met who actually felt ill, said it was like the flu but with a bad cough - which is how it affected me and my wife and my mom. This whole thing is a sham.
0 ups, 4y,
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Trump? Inject the bleach? Hence, "Drink the bleach"? G-G-Git it?

You're telling me that that really slid past your noodle, Mensa Mike?

'Sides, actually you HAVE said you were a Democrat many a time, only you took pity on the Donald because racism against the orange is bad.

Keep your lies straight, Donnyboi, they're slightly more efficient that way,,,
0 ups, 4y
I know the nonsense you're spewing, and that isn't what he said.

I've never said I was a democrat, because I've never been a democrat. You must be confusing me with one of your sugar daddies.
0 ups, 4y
Repeating is childish. Is that your mentality?
0 ups, 4y,
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Bias is irrelevent.
So put your silly MAGAt hat and your red and blue toy soldiers playset by Hasbro away.

Death is death.
Kinda sucks, I know. That's why even suicidals look both sides before crossing the street.

Facts, however, are facts.
Reminding me that I don't worship the Donny would not indicate that you have posted facts because you haven't even pretended to attempt to post any.

Drink the bleach.
0 ups, 4y
I'm not a democrat, you can stop the bleach nonsense.
0 ups, 4y,
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Derp much? Keep forgetting how utterly humorless you Trumpites are.

Perhaps, I can assure you it wasn't from a Priest *wink*
0 ups, 4y
I see the drugs are kicking in. Walk into the light!
1 up, 4y,
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Nearing 135,000 dead in the USA. Yup, sounds like a sham to me.

At least them sheriffs are Mensa card carrying Drs also.

Drink the bleach.
0 ups, 4y
The CDC admitted to double counting test results, and counting antibody tests as new infections. What other revelations will there be as this hoax unfolds? Why wouldn't they inflate the death toll when they've been caught or admitted to inflating every other number?

You can believe everything you're told, or you can do some research. The more research I do, the more lies I find.
0 ups, 4y,
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Good to know the drugs you're taking are kicking in, Padre.
Enjoy your Friday night.
0 ups, 4y
Repeating is childish. Is that your mentality?
0 ups, 4y,
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No they didn't.
In fact, not that they had to (but I reckon they did for the sake of the clueless dolts), but they said the tests have been, obviously, a minority of those infected. After all, the entire population has not been tested, and multilple times each.

Also you could spin this like a Break Dancer on speed, but 134,815 AIN'T a double count, mkay?

Goodness, man, you should get a refund on that Mensa card.
0 ups, 4y
and certainly not multiple*
0 ups, 4y
No evidence will ever be enough to overcome your personal bias. Why should I bother explaining that many flu deaths, pneumonia deaths, heart attacks and other respiratory ailments are being counted as covid deaths.....you'll find another thing to bitch and moan about.

It's fine. I'm comfortable with your fear, I pity it. What's sad is that you aren't comfortable with my lack of it.
0 ups, 4y
Hate to have the carriage turn into a pumpkin while waiting for me, but I don't do links still and dead don't get counted multiple times (even on election day!) and unless you can give me actual numbers regarding testing of every single person in the USA and followups to catch those who caught it afterwards yadda yadda,,,
0 ups, 4y
You're late to the party - double counting

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/05/cdc-and-states-are-misreporting-covid-19-test-data-pennsylvania-georgia-texas/611935/
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1 up, 4y,
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Such a sham that the rest of the world has closed it borders to the US. #winning
2 ups, 4y
And why wouldn't they - it helps to sell the story you're so infatuated with. Just like blue state governors want more and more restrictions - it adds justification for fear.

We all know how much you fear, because it's everything.
1 up, 4y
Come on, man, we all know that's part of a Soros funded international sham to wreck the Donny's economy so that Hillary can take the Pesidency from his tiny orange hands.
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3 ups, 4y,
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You really missed the boat on this one didn't you? You should get someone who speaks english to explain what this topic is about. Maybe it would make sense to your feeble little mind. Since when do facts matter to a liberal? It's easier for them to just puff their little girlie man chests out an spew bs.
1 up, 4y
Looks like you're gonna stick with pestering Timber with your other alts then, huh, MadTitan?

Hope the rectal realignment procedure will yield positive results. Don't forget to drink plenty of fluids and have mummzie change them nappies regularly!
1 up, 4y,
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Ahh, so you're an associate of Mensa Mike?
Feel free to explain for him then, he can use all the ass(oops, didn't mean to go there)istance he can get.
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3 ups, 4y
I finally figured VagabondSouffle out, British Navy - Nothing but buggery and rum.
0 ups, 4y
But WHO is on first?
0 ups, 4y
It's not reading comprehension, it's a change in position. For most of the pandemic, the WHO has insisted it isn't airborne, but contained in water droplets from when coughs or sneezes. (These water droplets are suspended in the air, so I don't see the difference from a practical standpoint). Then about 3 days ago (note the article is dated July 7th) they started saying it might be airborne due to supposedly new evidence.
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