You didn't even need to tell us what tune too use, hahaha.
First verse
Some people they call me the senile old bastard yeah,
some call me joe the ped
some others call me touchy joe
Cause i always, always, always touching kids
people talk about me touching their babies,
Say I'm doing wrong, joe your doing wrong
cause i'm right here, right here,right there hands on the mothers breasts