Yo wait hold up, How big was the bag of Takis? It could be that family sized one which can take like an hour to eat if you don't start stuffing it down.
I ASKED MY GIRL HOW SHE FELT AFTER WE DID ANAL; SHE SAID IT FEELS LIKE SHE’S POOPING AFTER EATING A BAG OF TAKIS, EXCEPT I DIDN’T LAST AS LONG AS A BAG OF TAKIS.