Blue Ninja! How many times have you been told DO NOT Exaggerate?
And if it's because you're feeling suicidal tendencies yourself there are plenty of support lines you can call, nationally and locally. Nothing is so big a deal that walking in front of a train or jumping from a building is going to be able too solve.
Except maybe if you are a pedophile and you get caught and the prospect of getting butt raped nightly because you're not a homosexual is not appealing to you. Then maybe it's a way out. Maybe.