Obama speech bars

*Trooper 05 and some AJSA members get dropped off via a VTOL Medivac*
Trooper25: Good to see you on your feet general.
*Trooper05 shows off the transformation function of his cybernetic arm into a cannon.*
Trooper05: Heh. Well we'll see how long that lasts.
Trooper25: (smiles) Hmph.
*Trooper05 converts his arm back into a hand*
Trooper05: I brought you boys a present.
*Two troopers carry out a box containing the Anti Toxicity device. It opens, revealing the device, fully assembled.*
Trooper05: The Anti Toxicity artifact has been assembled. I hope to God it does what we think it does.
S-116 Dutch: Damn straight. Bettin' our a**es on some random piece of crap don't sit right with me.
Trooper25: I hear you. But if I was bankin' everything on that, I'd be quit already. 'Cause here we are in the mouth of hell. And we made it this far, by leanin' on each other.
Trooper05: Heh. Whether it's blind luck or damn fool courage, in all my years I've never seen anything like what you two jokers have pulled off.
Trooper25: That thing may be the key to stopping toxicity on imgflip.
*A PLAIF marine turns up his radio to catch Trooper25's words.*
Trooper25: ...But it's our sweat and blood that'll make it happen.
*Marines get ready for the final battle as Trooper25 continues speaking*
Trooper25: After everything we've been through, past all the fire and fury, the one thing I know, is that we can count on each other...to get the job done. Or die trying. If that's what it takes.
*It stops raining. The sun comes out and shines on the soldiers. The marines look up. Trooper25 looks out on the battlefield and opens his hand to reveal all the imgflipper's usernames that have left due to toxicity.*
Trooper25: Because some things are just worth fighting for.

*Clap Clap* ATTENTION!

Attention

Who is the AJSA and PLAIF Gen.? I need a small meeting just only with us.

The AntiJeffreyStoneArmy, but it is staying Idle due to Olymp's moves. And the PLAIF... Peoples Liberation Army of Imgflip

Who is the Gen. of those?

AJSA's Gen is Me (Trooper25), and PLAIF's Gen. Is S-116_Dutch

Call S-116 for a meeting with us, now.

I'll see if he is online

Great.

Looks like he is not, but I am his second in command so I can fill in if you want

Alright, please standby. I’ve got something.

Roger that

You got something yet?

Nope.

Roger

I'm ready for war on the Roddy Crew. (not the Pirate Crew) I have had it, I present evidence and Roddy tries to get me to leave

I'm here.

Great!

*Tiger 237 pulls up* *in german* Kirts, prepare the battle alert.

Kurts: *In german* Yes commandant.

NOT YET!

Welp, I guess the Crew wants Roddy and not me, cause I "attacked" GrilledCheez.

Hold!

Hold, hold.

Peter: *in German* Its time to end this.

haha I love the skit.

You guys are so damn inspiring and part of the reason I'm going to find it difficult to leave ImgFlip.

Please keep up the war on toxicity in everything you do.

What? Is this legit?

is what legit lol

Are you a legit Alt?

My detractors and trolls would never find it within themselves to post a picture of Kylie looking happy and normal or accompanied by a message like this.

So take this as proof: Or, check my recent activity.

Damn.

Thanks for liking the skit and yes, we will fight against toxicity as a side objective, but after the Jeffrey war is finished, we are retiring the stream to go to our own stuff, but we will still fight toxicity on a different stream, if some want to do that before retiring on the war efforts.

Excellent battle plan. Set main objectives, side-goals, and paths for disengagement before taking action.

ATTENTION: THIS IS A OFFICIAL BROADCAST OF: PLAIF ARMY. TODAY, THE PIRATE CREW DECIDED TO DEFEND RODDY_RICCH AGAINST MY EVIDENCE, THE PLAIF IS GOING TO WAR. REPEAT, THE PLAIF IS AT DEFCON 0, TOTAL WAR.

THE AJSA WILL BE UNABLE TO SUPPORT YOU DUE TO ANOTHER WAR HAPPENING, BUT I WILL BRING THE HYPERION AS AIR SUPPORT

Don't, we have Stuka B-3 dive bombers and upgraded Garman WW II aircraft

This is the Hyperion tho.

You want it as fire support or no?

IG, but it will have to be crewed by PLAIF naval crews

Roger, thats fine

But wait, who is the war on? The Pirate Crew or Roddy?

Roddy.

Wait, don't attack Roddy yet. Imma try an have a peace treaty with him in a few hours

Aight, then that's fine, because I am part of the Pirate Crew, and If i launched an assault on them it would be treason

Well, I almost launched an assault on them, but I convinced the executioner to do otherwise

A Yamato cannon - A Huge Laser Beam that burns and melts everything in the blast radius (2500 meters by 2500 meters, but taxes the batteries on the ship somewhat heavily.

Around 40 ATS/ATA - Point Defense Laser Cannons, that fire rapidly and burn up most things.

A Energy Shield: Basic energy shield that fails after too many hits and recharges when not in battle.

Boarding Pods - To Hjack enemy ships

Drop Pods - Can drop infantry into the heat of the battle.

Warp Jump - Can teleport to a known location, no matter how far it is. But every 1000 miles is 1 second during the jump.

Point Defense Drones - Blocks amd Intercepts incoming enemy fire, but runs out of battery after 100 shots. Recharges battery slowly.

The Yamato range is around 10 - 5000 miles, and will fire twice as far as its target

I could upgrade it for planetary bombardment? To create a opening for the armored Corps?

Also, before you launch an assault on Roddy, think. Think of this - Roddy will harrass you whether you win or lose if you attack him. If you just drop the war and don't attack Roddy, then you guys should remain neutral if you guys just made a peace treaty instead of fighting

If I ask for peace, he just gets triggered.

Well the Yamato can do planetary bombardment just fine. And the Hyperion is like quadruple the size of the island of Manhattan, New York. And the Point Defense Cannons can do planetary bombardment, but less accurately.

Aight, as long as we don't hit the Pirate Crew im fine

If I have to go DEFCON 0 I will alert you.

Roger that, the Hyperion will be ready in a few hours.