Shameless re-post from something I just saw, but too fun not to share! Let the chaos begin...

:)

But it will only last for 10 minutes and once it is over you're naked

I was expecting a response like this 🙈

You will receive a contract with fine print saying what your limits are ;)

Eww

I can say anything

IMMA FOLLOW HER AROUND THEN: 0)

Lol

Ewww, thats my mom

Lol

Hey when are you free?

Everything ok? I'm free for the rest of the day if you need anything :)

Um, everything is ok, but are you online at 2 pm est? There is an event you're invited to.

Today? Yeah I should be around then 😊

:D thanks! I'll send you the link in like an hour I think

No problem 😊👍

the ability to reply to my comment

okay but you can shapeshift

you just did that lol

Ok but you can only shapeshift into a LIZARD

dinosaurs are lizards

nu, this little guy

but then I could shapeshift into a lizard that’s blue which would be a lizard that shapeshifted from luno so I could shift into luno and have my full power restored

“/0\ hmm...”

“RAR.”

“AH-“

*he hinds behind a communist dorito.*

“Yare Yare..”

*The 2 shapes turn into birbs and fly away*

“FEER ME”

*the Russian dorito just becomes red and starts growling.*

“Aw.. that’s still cute.”

“I’LL SEND THAT WASHING MACHINE TO TURN YOU INTO STONE SO YOU CAN BECOME A GOLDEN ORE.”

“JEEZ-“

“laughs”

“You’re very weird”

“Wait a minute... since I turned him into me... and I can turn into a goat then this means...”

*the red dorito smirks at the realization and becomes a demonic goat commie.*

“HOLY SH-“

“Run.”

“Awww! you’re so cute,”

*he starts twitching.*

“Still cute-“

“GRRRRAAAAAHHH!!!!”

*he turns into a gray version of Giant Lux.*

“WELL SHIT, I FORGOT I CAN DO THAT.”

“......RUN!”

“SHETSHETSHETSHET-“

*he blasts Turk.*

“/000\ CHILD WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DID I EVER DO!?”

“Still.. cute.”

turk is a good boi.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- I DON’T GIVE A...”

*he somehow notices a white goat behind him.*

“...shit..?”

“Ó^Ò what are you doing..?”

“better than Twilight!-“

“Not the right time.”

“Time for the biggest break up ever”

“Yeah! Now we can have more gay sh-“

*Silver just gets pissed off at Reddy.*

“DUDE! need to stop assuming my brother’s sexuality!”

“They’re both BI so-“

“OKAY I GET IT BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE’S AUTOMATICALLY GAY-“

“I’ll admit...”

“I’m turning you into a Gengar you fat bloated IDIOT.”

“0^0”

“Okay just... can you all calm down before I’m getting bringing in my gun?”

“WAIT YOU HAVE A GUN AS WELL-“

“I didn’t know girls can be in the army-“

No. That exact lizard right there.

it’s at least really f-ing cute

:D yeah

"https://i.imgflip.com/4456rt.jpg"

Ok, you can now effectively communicate with and understand animals. However they all sound like Fran Drescher from the nanny tv show and they start every conversation with really bad popsicle stick jokes...

Oh no, I may go deaf! lol

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After you communicate with one you have to eat it

:( sniff

And humans are technically animals so you have to eat them too

Nooo!! lol

Just become vegan

Than It's not fun and he will have to do it by law