I'm the dumbest man alive

She's definitely the worst teacher the world has ever seen, and that is real teachers and fictional teachers alike, and I can tell you there are some (former) teachers in the real world I loathe more than even Lord Voldemort can imagine, so that counts for something.

Do not forget him

I never played the Baldi games... he can't be worse than Umbridge.

He slaps your ass with a ruler and blocks the exit to the school. That's the closest thing to sexual assault. And it's a game. Not a series. He also orders a bunch of f**ked up people to torment you.

Does that beat having to write "I must not tell lies" with your own blood with a quill that rips your hand open, which is a kind of torture. Not to mention that Umbridge was even willing to use the cruciatus curse to hear out pupils. And in the end she taught nothing at all.

I read all the books but I forgot everything. Wasn't she arrested in the books or something

Not sure if it's fully mentioned in the books, but for her misdeeds towards Muggle Borns, during her job at Voldemort's Muggle-Born-Registration-Office, she did get herself a one-way ticket to Azkaban, indeed.

Yeah. I also remember a few years ago when I was almost finishing the last book I freaked when Ron's mom called Bellatrix the b word

How would you respond when somebody tries to kill your daughter only missing her by an inch?

In my defense I was 11

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I actually knew worse words when I was that age... Although those were in Dutch, as I hardly knew English back when I was 11.

i fee like he rapes the kids

in that minecraft baldi song i think he really wants to rape that kid.....

I did too. I never knew people sworn in books. But that's just my dumbass

I've heard people swear on TV. And for some reason I learned the S-word and F-word pretty quick... although back then I had no clue what they meant (since I was 12 or 13 when I got my first English lesson).

I believe it's pronounced "hem hem" in a very sweet (not) voice

coolknight says that it should've been: "hem, hem." as a reference to the book.

I know, I was trying to remember the exact way that she said it

TRUE

Not exactly

but snapes not alive...

He's not alive

NO DONT REMIND ME I LOVE SNAPE

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Wdym Snape is the best!!

Yeah after you read the princes tale. You can’t honestly say you liked him in books 1-6

#snapeawarness

More like "Hem hem."

yes. YES.