Why Trump Needs to Wear a Mask

Wow, your sex education was evidently lacking...

Not everything that turns you on turns other people on, if you want to find people with shared tastes, there are sites specifically for that.

Oh! Hello!
I've missed your squishy face.

Did you have a good Birthday? Am I too early?

Yeah, hang on, let me check through these papers. Damn, wrong filing cabinet drawer.
*hums*
Got it! Yeah, I have a list of dates here; you announced it on the , ah, here we go, f**king internet

You're only 48, you really shouldn't already be needing other people to remind you of what you've said.
A couple of weeks ago, you said "It's my Birthday in a couple of weeks".

It only stood out because it was personal.

Or maybe still 47, who knows.

I mean, hopefully you do.

I meant to attach this to my last comment, but I couldn't find it...had to dig around a bit. I need a better system.

I would've thought it was obvious...it's a picture of Trump, of course it doesn't turn me on.

TDS alert.

You make any memes yourself?

This is a horrible picture of your mother.