OPEN EVERYTHING! YOU'LL KILL US ALL! CLOSE EVERYTHING! YOU'LL KILL US ALL! OH FOR... JUST GO READ SOME EMILY OSTER; AND MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION FOR YOURSELF, IDIOTS; WAIT, WE CAN DO THAT? JUST GATHER INFORMATION FROM CREDIBLE SOURCES AND APPLY THEM TO OUR SITUATION? PROVIDED YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES A SOURCE CREDIBLE, YEAH (THE CDC IS THE MOST CREDIBLE SOURCE, BTW); SO THIS ISN'T REALLY POLITICAL...WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT; NO...I GUESS WE DON'T; ALL RIGHT, WE'RE MIXING MEDIA AND IT'S GETTING KINDA WEIRD; OK NOW THAT'S JUST FAN FIC NONSENSE. I'M OUT.