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The guy goes to a psychologist explaining he’s been fired from three jobs because he can’t sleep at night fearing what is under his bed. The shrink recommends two sessions a week for six months at $90 a pop. Guy says “I don’t know, that’s a lot of money, I’ll have to get back with you.“
Several months later the guy runs into the shrink in public and the shrink asked him how he’s doing. He says I’m doing great I’ve been working same job since I was in your office and I now have a new truck.
The shrink says that’s great, how did you accomplish that?
The man says, “my bartender told me to just cut the legs off the bed!“
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