I know this is going to be difficult for you to get past, since ANYTHING having to do with race is one of your automatic triggers and sends the adrenaline and God knows what else running through your trigger response... but I was ACKSHUULY being sarcastic about racism, and although that's one of your sacred bugaboo topics, makes it even funnier.
What's really fascinating is how I am explaining this to you like an autistic child and you're still not getting it. Look, I'm doing you a favor. Not everyone would take all this time to point out your glaring faults so you can at least take some of the rough edges off and function in society, assuming you ever get out of the house again. And aren't in fact, incarcerated in a mental asylum of some sort. Because Cookie... I am fast coming to that conclusion.