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The Government Is Never The Answer | THE SMARTEST MAN ON THE PLANET COULDN'T RUN YOUR LIFE BETTER THAN YOU. SO WHY DO YOU TRUST A GOVERNMENT FILLED WITH THE AVERAGE, MEDIOCRE, AND CORRUPT TO DO IT FOR YOU? | image tagged in memes,albert einstein 1 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 5y,
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You know there is a story that Einstein admitted to being a phony on his deathbed. I think he stole from others ideas whilst working in the patent office.
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If you have a minute.Link in there.

Einstein admits his 1905 special relativity theory is nonsense
https://www.gsjournal.net/Science-Journals/Essays-Relativity Theory... · PDF file
So – Einstein admits his theory is nonsense – where does it get us – answer: it is too late the damage has been done, physics has now been ruined. Einstein of course struggles on with trying to find his unified theory after changing his philosophy from what he had in 1905 after recognising it to be wrong, but he leaves behind a physics
2 ups, 5y,
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Albert never claimed to be a genius- that is why Dumpy is so much smarter than all of us, he said he is a genius. Im drinking the lysol now!
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it sure must take a genius to find a way to connect "sunlight kills germs" to "drink cleaners"

oh wait, that's a desperate libtard
0 ups, 5y
that is what your genius was saying when he directly turned to the Medical Dr's, and asked the question.
1 up, 5y,
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Now, now, let's not be harsh, we all know Dimbz is a bit on the 'sensitive side'
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2 ups, 5y
More like a (hopefully) useful tool, and an almost too pitifully dutiful one at that. More on that further down.

See, you've been trying to get my attention for a couple of weeks - and I did reply at least once - but you persist because you're lonely and the oncoming tree cutting season (all them overgrown manzanitas in LA needing to be cut) got, well, cut short until further notice in late 2021.
I was supposed to provide the occasional assist like with your Pagan 'anti-Pagan' Christain tirades or ongoing Kylie obsession (whom I haven't interracted with much at all lately, and bloodlessly at that).

Plus your Orange God in a freefall into his own bucket of spittle sure ain't helping your mood any.

So then I venture back into kicking the Grand Cheetoh (note the spelling, tee hee) in the nads-apalooza again, and on top of that, basically disagreed with you on the same thread Kylie did, getting you all colicky because I'm "thuppothed to be on your tweam," and not 'switch sides' to Kylie's camp (as if) because you're a fragile snowflake who takes this shit with invisible strangers that do not exist outside of this screen waaaaaaaaay too seriously.

Anyways, see, I'm gonna need to trigger you to try to trigger me which will inadvertantly trigger someone else into trying to trigger me also which will involve that sorry sod to flail them arms even more wildly than you normally do, at least in manner, if not mood.

Plus you've been increasingly doing the "We Americans" dance again way too much, and while you did reopen the door on that one with the Paul incident, I refrained from poking again because whatevs...

So I took the oppurtunity to take you up on the attention you sought. And you know I can tell you this because you are too predictable and can't help but allow that facsimile of what you call pride to blindly push you into being the wonderful windup monkey you are, extra hissing free of charge.

Oh, and skip the expected, "tl'dr," we both know you read every word, no typos accidental or planted needed to prove that.
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0 ups, 5y
eh im just doing this to earn imgflip points
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0 ups, 4y
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1 up, 5y,
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Oh, the irony,,,

And nor just Africans, but Native Americans, Asians, Southern & Eastern Europeans, Catholics, Jews, Women, children, non-landowners, and of course, Irish... all endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights the truth of which self-evidently was not that equal as that of all landed Anglo/Teutonic men who were created somewhat more equal.

Is this new to you?
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There are those who seek to declare apes - at least great apes - as human-ish, in order to grant them human 'rights' (whatever that word means). So let's skip the know-bull principle claptrap, shall we?

You very well know that Jefferson & Co didn't want to grant voting (and other) rights to even all land owning men given that many of them in America weren't too far from their penal colonists roots. Democractic rule by the throngs of the criminal class - well we see what that got us with their descendents in 2016 (much of what is derisively called "white trash" today bears traceable lineage to those roots).

Granting such to only landed gentry might not last too long for our nouveau riche pretender aristocratic class (many of whom might get exposed for having ancestry of lower breeding themselves) since they were short on an army (hence the 2nd Amendment) and getting beheaded might spoil their makeup (they were rather 'dandy' then, emulating effeminate French trends of the day as British ones fell out of favor for obvious reasons). So therefore the Electoral College yadda yadda come on who are you kidding how much do you get paid for this and is this what you got a degree for in Minnesota?

Good gosh, man, have a little pride. We BOTH know this is about the only subject you're well versed in (and then some) yet are so overtly lying out of your ass you rival the piles of corpses on those battlefileds for the stink.
What a damn shame and an utter waste. Out of all these raging simpletons that abound here but know no better, you are a disgrace.

So sad. It truly is.
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No, but you just did.
Um, WHY did you?
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if you want to insult and harm minorities then they can do the same to you and we don't respect them enough. I never really liked Thomas Jefferson to be honest i prefer Tom Paine
0 ups, 5y
What on Earth are you on about?
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