More like a (hopefully) useful tool, and an almost too pitifully dutiful one at that. More on that further down.
See, you've been trying to get my attention for a couple of weeks - and I did reply at least once - but you persist because you're lonely and the oncoming tree cutting season (all them overgrown manzanitas in LA needing to be cut) got, well, cut short until further notice in late 2021.
I was supposed to provide the occasional assist like with your Pagan 'anti-Pagan' Christain tirades or ongoing Kylie obsession (whom I haven't interracted with much at all lately, and bloodlessly at that).
Plus your Orange God in a freefall into his own bucket of spittle sure ain't helping your mood any.
So then I venture back into kicking the Grand Cheetoh (note the spelling, tee hee) in the nads-apalooza again, and on top of that, basically disagreed with you on the same thread Kylie did, getting you all colicky because I'm "thuppothed to be on your tweam," and not 'switch sides' to Kylie's camp (as if) because you're a fragile snowflake who takes this shit with invisible strangers that do not exist outside of this screen waaaaaaaaay too seriously.
Anyways, see, I'm gonna need to trigger you to try to trigger me which will inadvertantly trigger someone else into trying to trigger me also which will involve that sorry sod to flail them arms even more wildly than you normally do, at least in manner, if not mood.
Plus you've been increasingly doing the "We Americans" dance again way too much, and while you did reopen the door on that one with the Paul incident, I refrained from poking again because whatevs...
So I took the oppurtunity to take you up on the attention you sought. And you know I can tell you this because you are too predictable and can't help but allow that facsimile of what you call pride to blindly push you into being the wonderful windup monkey you are, extra hissing free of charge.
Oh, and skip the expected, "tl'dr," we both know you read every word, no typos accidental or planted needed to prove that.