Like everything else they want to just flip a switch without a plan and disregard CDC guidelines.

Ahhahahahaha. Like you've ever had sex.

I was hazarding a guess that you hadn't had sex, you've just confirmed it!

'If you sweet talk her, she might let you put it in her pooper. Seemed to warm up to that right quick.'

My own little world is far healthier than whatever basement you're being a keyboard warrior in.
A word of advice, whatever pooper you're sticking your dick in, make sure it's consensual.*

* fyi, animals can't give consent.

Have to stick to whatever you can find in the basement, eh?

Ha!

No wonder you find liberalism terrifying, I realise the idea of healthy relationships between consenting adults seems like a strange idea when you've been conditioned to accept entitlement, conformity and tradition.

It takes a lot of maturity and emotional intelligence to navigate relationships that are not based on something from the 1950's.

Nobody is hiding from the flu.

My woman?! You're a scream!

'Past the used part'?

Yeesh, watch some porn, kid.

Although I dread to think what he'd do with it...

Or to it...;)