dont skip ur doulingo classes

wow this is so true

I missed an arabic lesson and I got to meet the Taliban

This is very much abiquit but I skipped my Japanese lession, and my dad texted me "Why are Japan and Japan empire here?!" and i replied with "I skipped my Japanese lession on Duolingo, my dad shat his pants.

I missed my german session, and lets just say that it wasnt pretty

I missed my German lession and Reichtangle was at the door of my house and I said in Italian "My name is Cyanide, this is the creepypasta mansion, I will tell jeff to shoot you.

I know right?? I missed my Spanish lesson and the Spanish Inquisition showed up!

Did not expect that

I skipped all of the Russian lessions my dad put me on and then Russia from Countryhumans showed up and I spoke Italian the entire time Russ tried to teach me Russian, and I also skipped a few French lessions and then France was there and I spoke Italian the entire time, and I jokingly put myself on Italian lessions and skipped them and then Italy showed up and I spoke Italian the entire time and my mom is Italian!

Also Angeldust from the Italian mafia showed up and they knew I was part Italian, I even got to go to hell to get one on one lessions from the Hazbin Hotel characters!

Mom come pick me up im scared

i am more concerned about the mafia

I think this is where my brother got the duolingo memes he showed me