NEXT TIME TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING RIDICULOUS, DO YOU; A. CLAIM HE DIDN'T SAY IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT; B. CLAIM HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC; C. SAY HE WAS JUST BAITING LIBERALS; D. SAY THAT IT'S "FAKE NEWS"; E. ADMIT THAT HE'S BAT-SHT CRAZY AND SHOULD BE REMOVED BY THE 25TH AMENDMENT