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"Could we look into washing our hair or brushing our teeth with disinfectants?"

"Could we look into washing our hair or brushing our teeth with disinfectants?" | RECKITT BENCKISER GROUP PLC MAKER OF LYSOL JUST ISSUED THIS IMPORTANT WARNING:; "UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU WASH YOUR HAIR WITH LYSOL!  EVER!" | image tagged in donald trump,covid-19,coronavirus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Or maybe we could find some way to inject it into our lungs to disinfect on the inside. Don't forget about that nugget.
1 up, 4y
lol looks like a rooster's nest on crack lol
1 up, 4y,
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What I can't forget is what a mindless, media believer you are blue bunny.

Unsoak your collective panties snowflakes, and try thinking for yourself, for a change.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-briefing-31/

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, Bill.

Q Mr. Bryan —

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you very much. So I asked Bill a question that probably some of you are thinking of, if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light — and I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that too. It sounds interesting.

ACTING UNDER SECRETARY BRYAN: We’ll get to the right folks who could.

THE PRESIDENT: Right. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you’re going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds — it sounds interesting to me.

So we’ll see. But the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute, that’s — that’s pretty powerful.
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Is your keyboard full of broken keys from you pounding angrily away like a psycho? Look at you running around like a crazy person trying to come up with all sorts of excuses to explain Trump's ineptitude but If Obama had said a fraction of what the orange cheeto has been saying, you all would be freaking the F out about it. Just save your typing, freak. I don't read long, rambling posts from crazy people.
2 ups, 4y,
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Is it just me, or has he gone on the rampage in the last 3 days?
Disappeared on my radar for a few weeks so I let him be, then suddenly started posting wall of texts for the simplest quips, even AFTER I told him I don't read repititious blithering even if by the ton.
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1 up, 4y
He claims to work out of his home for his wife's company, hence why he's here all day.
Besides, it's not we're locked up. The faker lives in Australia anyways.
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Perhaps. But it wouldn't apply to me, because I'm not self-quarantined, and barely sheltered in place

Turns out, get this, that I'm considered essential. Who knew!?!

Quite honestly, the only change to my normal routine has been the hassle of using PPE when I go out, and waiting in lines at stores because of social distancing.
1 up, 4y,
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You work out of your home for your sock puppet wife in CaliAustralia, or did you forget?
Would you like a list of your scripted lies?
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Sure, I'd like for you to deliver them in person.

Otherwise, be gone ignorant, misogynist, racist, troll!

I would try to talk to you man to man about your misogyny, and how bad it makes you look.

But the snowflakes don't seem to care, so why bother?

Besides, that would require you to evolve into a human male. Right now, you're that dog shit that I step on and wipe off on the lawn of my expensive Kali home.
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It's not just you souffle. It's blue bunny, too.

Lately I've really felt the urge to reply to every ignorant, inbred, snowflake meme and post I see.

Which means, I've been seeing a lot of the two of you lately.

Thank gawd I can count on both of you to have the attention span of a goldfish.
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Your reading comprehension hasn't been affected, I can see. Just as confused as always.

THAT'S the point, you daft nitwit, it AIN'T me or whomever else that has so gleefully triggered your pathetic ass, it's YOU. Something in your life has drop kicked you in the nads real bad this week, hence your extended meltdown.
Normally I don't like messing with other's personal shit, but in your case, allow me to express my joy that it has caused you to act this way. Makes what I do a lot easier.

Oh, and you need to check your American tropes, Aussieboi, and git thayum cerrect.

Carry on, this please me.
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Oh wait, here's a typical souffle reply, telling me what he comprehends from what I've posted:

blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, blurtp, blurtp, gaaack, blurp, pfffftttpp, fart, belch, belch, fart, flarp, diddle, blah, yadda, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, blurtp, blurtp, gaaack, blurp, pfffftttpp, fart, belch, belch, fart, flarp, diddle, blah, yadda, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, blurtp, blurtp, gaaack, blurp, pfffftttpp, fart, belch, belch, fart, flarp, diddle, blah, yadda, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, blurtp, blurtp, gaaack, blurp, pfffftttpp, fart, belch, belch, fart, flarp, diddle, blah, yadda, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, blurtp, blurtp, gaaack, blurp, pfffftttpp, fart, belch, belch, fart, flarp, diddle, blah, yadda, belch.
1 up, 4y
aaaaaaand the meltdown continues.

1 up, 4y
Did you really type all this out? Good Lord... XD
1 up, 4y,
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As always, I can count on losing you by posting something more than two sentences, or at least three to four words.

How did you ever graduate the 4th grade, blue bunny?
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I'll read it if it's something interesting. But like on your other rant, I don't need a full transcript. I watched the video and took a piece of the transcript from another source. And when you're just ranting like a crazy person and being abusive, honestly what intelligent contribution are you making to the discussion except for your usual ad-hominem attacks? You seriously expect me to sit here and read every unhinged word you're slinging at me? Why should I?
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I always suspected you were the brains between the two of you.

souffle is obsessed with my wife... which strikes me as kind of odd. In the real world, he would pay a severe price for that.

Hey, btw, did either one of you ever answer whether or not you know the difference between the words "meddle" and "collusion?"
1 up, 4y
I knew neither one of you would know the difference between those two words.

Most snowflakes conflate them, in regards to Russian interference in our elections. Conflating them is a problem that medical science has identified as a symptom of chronic TDS.
2 ups, 4y
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