I hope you know I have nothing but mad props for you prankster! And, that was my first reaction, too. But as I thought about it, I decided that unlike the snowflakes, I would hold myself to a higher standard. The written word is a limited medium in terms of fully communicating intent, so if I don't want to be like they are, I have to go by exactly what they write. I would like them to do that with me, though they rarely, if ever, do.