How are you trustworthy? New stream owner announcing Friday. (UPDATE: I've been told that you need to be approved by all owners)

Im already the captain of one crew, you could check it out, ask any one of my pirates and they'll (hopefully) tell you I've been a good captain (so far). I think I could be good here.

PS: I'm not actually sure what my fellow pirates think of me, I just hope it's good.

PPS: about the rules thing, I won't let anyone here do anything stupid (without me), I will joke around (but not to much).

PPPS: my lawyers wouldn't let me joke around to much, for example, I'm not allowed to tell people to for example, eat their laptops.

PPPPS: hear that people? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious, tasty looking laptops!

That's all good. The one thing that doesn't seem good is that you possibly have eaten laptops, so that has me worried about your hygiene. I picture you having many broken and dirty teeth from eating laptops. That is something that Visiohip beats you in.

Nobody can see your teeth, it's the internet.

(Reminder NEVER to eat the awesome, tasty, laptops.)

If somebody can't even manage their teeth, how can they manage an entire stream?

Look at how I replied to my own reply.

Also, how long did it take to find that photo?

Pretty fast. Looked up "Eating laptop" then looked up "Eating A laptop" and that had better results. "Eating laptop" was just people actually eating food in front of their laptops.

Also look closer, I haven't eaten laptops, I'm warning YOU never to eat the delicious laptops.

I'm gonna need you to visit a dentist to verify. He will give me the results back. We can't even consider you as stream owner until that's done.

This is the weirdest "argument" I've probably ever gotten into, anyway, I gtg, bye.

That was a very good disguise there. But we don't like liars as stream owners. Disqualified.

(Not really)

Btw, this is my crew:

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rofl

Perhaps I am, perhaps I'm not. But being an owner? It's a huge responsibility and...Not everyone one of us that responsible. So...yeah...

Well said, DJ.

Aye. Well...

I will feed people potatoes. I will not stab backs, only fronts. I can cook rice in 59 seconds. Please hire me.

Should we make this like an election with 2 candidates and the mods vote?

Does anybody really believe that Imgflp is going to be a wonderful democracy where people are going to run down to the voting box and gently put in their ballot and the winner is happily going to step up to lead the stream? C'mon. Two minutes after we leave, there's going to be a revolution, and the meanest, toughest, smartest, most vicious guy will take over. And he'll have weapons of mass destruction, which A1iens didn't have.

...modified quote from the potus ;)

Nah I was kidding. I'm leaving tomorrow so just give it to the next person to pop around :) (if no one does, give it to visiohip)

thanks...i guess? you going somewhere without internet or ...?

Well... if you're leaving DON'T delete your account. I regretted that instantly throwing away 1.3Mil points. And now I'm back basically 3 years later, and still do. Just didn't want to because of all that was lost. You never know if you want to come back, so don't delete.

I made my mind a long time ago. I won't :). I also had a different account a while back with half a million points and almost 100 followers. Deleted it under my parent's will. They didn't like this site.

I had... 0 followers... they didn't have it then. That sucks.

Welp, I gotta go. 1:38 were I am. See you tomorrow (I'll leave in the afternoon)

My sleep schedule has been all types of f**ked up, I might not be awake then.

But hope you come back some time, you seem cool.

Thanks.

ITS SATURDAY!!! who's the new owner?

Ok, also, yes, I will do this every day.

Yes I am

I am one of two people who will never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you.
Also I am devoted to stopping hate and am the creator of the_new_imgflip, a hate free stream.
And I like potatoes

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