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That Would Be Great Meme | ALL I KNOW IS WHEN A MAN GETS KICKED IN THE NUTS, 
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Giving birth: A large thing is coming out of your stuff
Getting kicked in the nuts: large thing going to hurt your stuff
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A kick to the groin is, like childbirth, an undeniably intense experience. That area of the human body is delicate and filled with nerves, and whether you’ve been kicked or just had a baby, it’s very likely that you’ll be off your feet for awhile.

But which is more painful? It’s difficult to know for sure, but a graphic meme has been circulating for years claiming that a blow to the testicles is the clear winner, hands down: “A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids & breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.”

The earliest version of this claim we could find was posted to the website Joy Reactor on 30 March 2010. That posting included a different image and additional claims about having a baby:

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DO YOU KNOW? A human body can bear only up to AS del (unit) of pain. But at the rime of giving birth, a woman feels up to 57 del (unit) of pain. This Is similar to twenty bones getting fracture at a time. Love our mother, the most beautiful person on this earth, our best critic, yet our strongest supporter.

A Kick in the nuts its above 9000 in the scale of pain. It’s similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time. Love your father, he did well protecting his balls so you could live.

This meme does little to shed any light on the battle of which experience is the most painful. First and foremost, there is no “del” unit of pain. Researchers at Cornell University proposed a measurement of pain called the “dol” in the 1940s, but this measurement was never widely used. The “del” can’t be explained away by a typo, either, as the dol scale only had a range between 0 and 10.5.

The logic is also nonsensical. The main reason the dol — and other measurements of pain — ever caught on is that pain is subjective and difficult to quantify by nature:

Everyone feels pain differently. Some people have conditions that should cause great pain, but don’t. Others have no sign of a physical problem, but are in great pain. Your level of chronic pain can’t be assessed in a scientific test or screening.

To help compensate for this problem, many doctors rely on pain scales to get a more concrete sense of a person’s pain. You might have seen a pain scale in your doctor’s office before. One common type shows a series of numbered cartoon faces moving from 0 (smiling and pain-free) to 10 (weeping in agony.) A doctor would ask a person in pain which face matched up with what they were feeling.
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STOP ANALYZING THIS PEOPLE
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True dat. Awesome comment.
It is said, trained Ju-Jutsu Fighters can usually bear up to 1200 dol and more.
Heavy pain is not only subjective anymore, especially not if one reaches the bodies capacity limits. By the means, equal what dosage ( or over dosage) of very efficient pain killers you'll take in, the pain will not get lowered by the usual time span and persists for a longer time.
AFAIK, the latter case never got measured correctly.
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Yes, also for the fact that women would like to give childbirth again, and men dont usually want to get kicked in the nuts again
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It's simple. Take a 9-month pregnant woman and an adult man. Wait until the woman is in labor, then kick the man in the balls REALLY hard. Have him rate his pain. Once the woman is out of labor you, ask her to rate her pain. Then, a couple days later, punch them in the exact same part of the face with the exact same amount of force. Have them rate their pain. The comparison will help you ignore the possibility of one person exaggerating. Do this with many people and average it out so you can get rid of the fact that some people will exaggerate one but not the other. Whatever is rated higher hurts more. Boom.
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Yeah but different people have different pain tolerances; also, PLEASE DON'T ANALYZE THIS THAT MUCH, IT WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE
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Hentai watchers:
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I can tell :3
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Worn are always saying, "let's have anther one," but you never hear abguy saying, "COMEON. HIT ME IN THE NUTS AGAIN!"
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*Women
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That's the point
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i'm just sayin that giving birth hurts... i'm not saying why... it just hurts... bad
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Maybe this will help.
https://vimeo.com/228240734
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Actually, a blow to the nads is about 158 times more painful than giving birth, statistically.
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Stop pulling numbers out of your ass
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Unless you're the angel from interspecies reviewers
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It's a softcore hentai
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Not all women do this but it's pretty common
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Takas Kolay para
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There are neurologists whose made comparisons between heavy nerve pains and birth giving or amputations, both without the influence of narcotics ( the patients/subjects, not the neurologists or maybe both without ... who knows?) ...

Giving Childbirth with narcotics: rise your drug addicted children early?
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You need more upvotes on this meme
That would make sense
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Trans people
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This reminds me of a meme actually
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Easy, ask an intersexual person to give birth and be kicked in the nuts. They will be able to do both because they are a mix of both genders. It’s a thing, look it up.
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How do you know that they will be able to do both? I mean, an inter sexual person might have the other private.
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It’s hard to explain. There might be a case where their gender during puberty and they might have a chance to do both. Like I says, it’s hard to explain. You’ll have to look it up to understand it.
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*changes, their gender changes during puberty.
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