You know it, I know it, everybody knows it

Never heard a president compliment himself so much in my life.

Yeah, it's like he's kissing his own ass.

Is every man that speaks at these throngs snorting adarall? They all sniff and sound stuffed up and congested. The women seem to sound normal.

Why do the media keep showing up and broadcasting his press conferences? He's so full of sh*t it boggles the mind! I know politicians stretch the truth, but if he were Pinocchio his nose would have crushed the Earth by now!