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What Jesus said | IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN NICE TO ME AND SAY WHAT I GREAT JOB I'VE BEEN DOING; YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY HELP. | image tagged in story time jesus,conservative hypocrisy,scumbag christian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
378 views 15 upvotes Made by whistlelock 5 years ago in politicsTOO
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last supper | WATCH OUT THERE'S A WHOLE 'NOTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE! MAYBE HE DON'T
LIKE SITTING ACROSS
FROM NOBODY. | image tagged in last supper | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
People have their quirks.
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YOU ONLY BROUGHT ME GOLD, FRANKINCENSE AND MYYRH?!?  NO BLESSINGS FOR YOU! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Okay whistlclock, if what you say is accurate (which it's not) then explain this.
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Sure. That's the governor of California executing on the "say nice things or you don't get help."

Here's the full hour long press conference so you can see it yourself. https://www.c-span.org/video/?470753-1/president-trump-speaks-coronavirus-task-force-briefing

But if you're like "oh, I don't want to watch an entire hour of that bloated windbag yapping!" I got you covered.

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/1243668061795860481

That's the exact moment where he says it.

And if you're like "Whoa, I don't click links." Here's the exact quote: "All I want them to do, very simple, I want them to be appreciative. I don't want them to say things that aren't true. I want them to be appreciative. We've done a great job.”
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Your ignorance apparently has no limitations. I live in Taxifornia, so I don't need your patronizing link, Jiminy Cricket. Since you're the expert, and YOU can't be questioned, I'll go out on a limb and ask for one (or more, since it's such a glaring problem) example(s) of what Gov. Newsom is hiding... what is it that we in Taxifornia asked for, that hasn't been given? I live in a freakin' hot spot, dipshit, and from what I can see, the Feds are doing right by Taxifornia.
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Bro, they are talking about RELIGION here, not the coronavirus.
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Bro, why don't you let whistlekook explain what his meme is talking about?

And NO, it's not about religion. Peel one layer of the onion back, and the meme's meaning will magically reveal itself to you.
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Ok
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And this is why I abhor Jesus!
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Something tells me that abhorring Jesus is probably the least of your problems. Abhorring Jesus means you accept that he is the son of God, which means you believe in God. Were I to believe in God, I sure as hell wouldn't be saying something like that about Jesus. Fortunately, I am not burdened with that, as you seem to be.
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I abhor Jesus because he is freaking EVIL. I abhor all evil.
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So if you accept my premise as it related to how you feel, and God, then you must also believe in the devil, right? In your estimation, is the devil more or less evil than Jesus?
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Both are equally as evil each other because both have screwed me over greatly.
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