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I want you | I WANT YOU; TO DIE FOR THE STOCK MARKET! | image tagged in virus,coronavirus,stock market,trump | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
450 views 2 upvotes Made by TheToad 5 years ago in politics
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5 ups, 5y,
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Effing stupid meme.

You couldn't prove that jackwagon statement if you had to.

Just because you hate Trump so much that you believe something crazy like this, does not mean it's true.
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0 ups, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y
Duh? Okay, MAGAt.
0 ups, 5y
And he's never even said anything remotely like it, either...right? ;) It's satire; not to be taken literally. (Except, perhaps, by MAGAts)
0 ups, 5y,
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You do know that the stock market is not just a playground for rich businessmen, but also a sort of heart monitor for the economy, if the stock market flat-lines people will die, a lot of them, people will loose jobs, loose homes, and burden the already struggling system to prevent them from dying, and what happens after the end of the outbreak, a massive recession. Mull on that a bit.
0 ups, 5y,
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True enough. But keep in mind, the stock market is nothing more than an artificial construct--and a spineless one, at that. The satirical (but barely) headline STOCK MARKET PLUNGES ON NEWS OF STOCK MARKET PLUNGING comes to mind.
0 ups, 5y,
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It being artificial does not mean it's not real, heart monitor is also artificial, but it is still monitoring your heartbeat, if it flatlines you won't be fine just because it's artificial.
0 ups, 5y
The difference, of course, is that your heartbeat is natural; money markets are a human invention. They don't reflect human reality, they reflect human *attitude*--and attitude can be corrected.
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