The sacred texts!

The sacred texts! | WHEN YOU THROW OUT THE MICROWAVE FOOD BOX BUT FORGOT HOW LONG TO MICROWAVE IT FOR | image tagged in the sacred texts | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 1m,
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One sentence:

Your loud as hell

G’night
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
*visible confusion*
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
When I called you, all I hear was laughing and ear deafening things.

It’s fine though, nice to meet the real you and your friends 😊
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Ummmm I never got a call..... or even a response
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
No,

I literally called you...

Anyways,

Good afternoon
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1 up, 1m
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And good afternoon
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
I love it, it's relatable, and it's star wars. 66/10
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2 ups, 1m
Glad someone else here likes star wars
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2 ups, 1m,
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Thanks 😁
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Star Wars for life
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Nobody: I like star wars
Me: STAR WARS IS A LIFESTYLE
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
STAR WARS FOR LIFE AND DEATH!!!!!1
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0 ups, 1m
YES
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
i.imgflip.com/3r3sza.gif (click to show)
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0 ups, 1m
Lol thairs one song just about that one gif 🤣 and thx
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Maybe it's in the other can..... 🤣
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Raccoons: its free real estate
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m
🤣
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
LOL
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1 up, 1m
Thx 🤣
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m
Also boring, they are not hmmmm?
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
It's true tho 🤣
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
:)
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
(:
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0 ups, 1m
"p
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0 ups, 1m
big PP
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
lol!

Hey!

I’m back
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Hi! 😝
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1 up, 1m,
4 replies
Hey babe

*kisses you on lips*

Had a good lunch?
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Bye! Love you too *kisses back on cheek*
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Yep!

Have good dreams!

See you tomorrow!

*Smiles*

bye!
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2 ups, 1m,
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You too! I'll be up really late because I have a sleepover but goodnight! *smiles*
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1 up, 1m,
3 replies
Ah.

What time is it there?
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I was just like my friend on this meme website
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Wait,

They have an account?

Whats the name?
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
No they only have like snapchat and stuff
1 up, 1m
Ah. Same
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
8:16 we're trying to pull and all nighter hbu
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Well,

Tell your friend I said 'Greetings'
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Okay *FRIENDS SOME INTERNET GUY SAID HI!*
1 up, 1m
Greetings friend!
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1 up, 1m,
3 replies
Yes,

I'm sleeping late too...
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
We're staying up late and getting up early my friends were like hmmmm who was THAT guy...?
1 up, 1m
Whats your answer?
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
It's over buzz lightyear
1 up, 1m
Yeah

It's over
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Yeah they're all addicted to kpop 😓
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0 ups, 1m,
7 replies
i.imgflip.com/3pwiln.jpg (click to show)

Ah.

Mood.
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
Okay (I think you should do more)
1 up, 1m
Okay

Going to be here all night
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Lololol I showed my friends that they laughed so hard 🤣
1 up, 1m
Thank you...

Tell them that I would do more when requested
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1 up, 1m
okay

how old ru
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Wait why u so stressed ima girl? And me too
1 up, 1m
Sorry

A long time ago I thought you were a man
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Lololololol that_baseball_GIRL
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
And its okay
1 up, 1m
i.imgflip.com/3qy1ol.jpg (click to show) and hee you go
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
this is the best post i have ever seen n o j o k e
1 up, 1m
Cool.

And yup.

We’re dating...

Don’t leak it
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m,
3 replies
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Another one
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
Actually can you give me yours, I dont wanna leak mine
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Okay
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1 up, 1m
Thx
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
+1(720)908-7386
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2 ups, 1m,
3 replies
Sent it
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1 up, 1m,
3 replies
oWo A PHONE NUMBER ON IMGFLIP?! cool
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Ur like I could use this.....
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1 up, 1m
lol yea but lol no
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
🤣
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1 up, 1m
xD
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
XD
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1 up, 1m
lolz
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1 up, 1m
Oka
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Let’s talk here
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2 ups, 1m
Okay
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
XDD FUNNIEST MEME EVER
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0 ups, 1m,
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Yeah.
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0 ups, 1m
xD
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1 up, 1m,
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Lolololol I saw that one 🤣
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Yeah!

https://images.app.goo.gl/GsCdk22ZrrTY6KPJ8

Here
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Btw

What’s your phone number?
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3 ups, 1m,
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Ima send it on one of ur later memes for more privacy
1 up, 1m
Okay

Thanks
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1 up, 1m,
10 replies
i.imgflip.com/3ptulj.jpg (click to show)

Ah,

well

here
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3 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Oooh I saw that one on google like last year 🤣
2 ups, 1m
Yeah...
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
yknow this is a funny meme- WHY ARE YOU DATING MY BEST IMGFLIP FRIEND? WHO ARE YOU? HAS SHE MET YOU? DO YOU KNOW HER?
1 up, 1m
Yessir
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
hmmm how old ru? wb her?
1 up, 1m
I’m 13
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
ok fine you have my approval

if you break her heart I WILL BREAK YOUR LIFE
0 ups, 1m
No

I’ve been great with her!

I kiss her everyday
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
u didnt even react to my previous statement wow ur a cool dude
0 ups, 1m
Mood.

Yeah.
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Geologists: that blade of grass is like, the sharpest blade of grass 🤣
0 ups, 1m
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This one is really old

I was popular

And I had more followers
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
...........
aight
1 up, 1m
Yeah.

Vibin’?
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2 ups, 1m,
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what are these words you speak
0 ups, 1m
i.imgflip.com/3qfk0c.gif (click to show). What? Well...
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2 ups, 1m
noice why thanks you mans
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
0 ups, 1m
Cool.
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2 ups, 1m
Yeah *kisses back*
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Lololol lunch its 5:32 my time
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Haha! Sorry, I live in Colorado, so it's MT
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1 up, 1m,
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Oooh okay I'm in Illinois 🤣
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
*Picks you up*

*laughs*

Well, that's fine
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
*laughs*
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0 ups, 1m,
11 replies
*Kisses*

*Sets you down*

It's fine

Should be dinner for you
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
*kisses back* yeah I have a friend over tho so maybe
1 up, 1m
Nice,

*Puts arm around your shoulders*

I've been tired lately
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Uh I think that maybe later and it's too fast rn
1 up, 1m
Yeah...

Sorry,

Just telling you Ememeons advice
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
Love you too my favorite team is the cubs
1 up, 1m
Well,

Second day of having a GF is awesome
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1 up, 1m,
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Yeah day 2 was awesome
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0 ups, 1m
MAHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! WHAT IS THIS?!?!
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1 up, 1m,
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*puts arm around shoulder* me too our baseball team is getting more popular so our coach is like setting up 20 billion different news stuff XD
0 ups, 1m
*sits down*

Yeah

My favorite baseball team is the Rockies
0 ups, 1m
i.imgflip.com/12psh6.gif (click to show) I love you
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1 up, 1m,
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It's okay (;
0 ups, 1m
*hugs*

I’m so happy that I sleeping in the Fidel position the whole night...
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1 up, 1m,
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*hugs back* I have no idea what that means but me too
0 ups, 1m
Sleeping in the Fidel position

Oh,

Sorry...

I’m a Boy Scout and there are positions to do while being carried
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1 up, 1m,
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Oooh it's okay I'm in girl scouts so weearn like knot tying and stuff
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0 ups, 1m
im also in girl scouts
0 ups, 1m
Yeah,

Clove hitches and all that junk
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1 up, 1m,
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Yeah our troop leaders are like it's great for anxiety!
0 ups, 1m
But really...

It’s not...

Rather do the square knot
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Yeah
0 ups, 1m
Hold on

Gotta go

*kisses*
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1 up, 1m,
2 replies
Okay bye for a sec *kisses*
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0 ups, 1m
NEH! WHAT WAS'SAT?!
0 ups, 1m
Well,

sleep tight!

Love you!

Bye! *kisses on cheek*
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