What a difference a day makes!

We didn't have 5,000 Taliban to release. The deal brings home 5,000 US soldiers from Afghanistan. And only someone who was dropped on their head repeatedly as a child could confuse the two.

A Trumper calling himself an idiot is definitely a new one but I'm not going to argue with you! XD
https://apnews.com/70626747d0b9ee4dec98042119efff98

From the article

"Under the agreement, 5,000 Taliban are to be released from Afghan-run jails, but it’s not known if the Afghan government will do that. There are also questions about whether Taliban fighters loyal to various warlords will be willing to disarm."

So no, the US is not releasing anyone. It's up to the Afghanistan government.

Reading is hard.

From YOUR comments:

"jplowry777

We didn't have 5,000 Taliban to release. The deal brings home 5,000 US soldiers from Afghanistan. And only someone who was dropped on their head repeatedly as a child could confuse the two."

then:

"jplowry777

From the article

"Under the agreement, 5,000 Taliban are to be released from Afghan-run jails, but it’s not known if the Afghan government will do that. There are also questions about whether Taliban fighters loyal to various warlords will be willing to disarm." "

💢 "We didn't have 5,000 Taliban to release."

💢 "The deal brings home 5,000 US soldiers from Afghanistan."

then:

💢"Under the agreement, 5,000 Taliban are to be released from Afghan-run jails,"


"And only someone who was dropped on their head repeatedly as a child could confuse the two."

Agreed, as your mirror so throughly proved, you absolute dunce.

Dear F*gablondes,

The United States government is NOT the Afghanistan Government. The 5,000 soldiers are held in Afghan jails by the Afghan government, and the article says it's up to the Afghan government to decide to release them. So no, Trump has not released 5,000 Taliban because we don't have them to release.

This would be like saying I gave you $500 dollars, when I didn't give you anything. When what I did was agree to ask for someone else to give you $500 dollars, but the decision is totally up to them and out of my control.

Or was it already uploaded on your puter? XD

BTW, you're completely wrong. Trump made this deal with the Taliban for the release of the 5000 Taliban POWs. Whether Afghanistan agreed or not, Trump is taking credit for the whole thing like it's negotiated and orchestrated BY him. So if you have a problem with it, take it up with Trump.

Bet sweet cheeks justPlowthatass777times covered his teary eyes when he searched far n wide for that one.

You guys make a cute couple. And I'm not anti-gay at all. But we all know you are Timber you white supremacist bigot.

Oh, so you've been stalking my posts. You don't need balls to stand up for yourself. And if you had a decent set you wouldn't call me a male name. No real man would normally in my experience.

And you are the only one on here that has done it. Insisting that it is a mental illness when even people that study psychology with degrees and stuff don't think so.

So on one hand you are saying that you accept people are homosexual but not transgender is that it. Transgenderism is not a mental illness according to psychology handbooks.

As say, pedophilia is considered a mental illness. Or any type of abusiveness.

I had to be found competent by a high psychiatrist in my town before beginning HRT. They are very careful about it.

I'm not sure you should be giving advice about being anti-gay. How about calling a transgirl a male name? I know that is not specific homophobia to you however surely it is something similar.

And I think you are racist as well. How did you get a time machine to the twenty-first century? Deal with Satan?

With CNN in the pic for added triggerization.

Aww, from your personal fap collection, no doubt. Fantasizing about me much, sweet cheeks? Weird, word was the Vag was female. I reckon that's supposed to be me giving you the luv pump with a strap on. Hey,, it's legal now. Thanxxx Obama.

And who exactly do you think captured those 5000, THE INVISIBLE AFGAN ARMY?
Those are combatants caught by AMERICAN soldiers and held where? In the country they were caught in. Dafuq you think, we're going to transport 5000 terrorists to hold them in the USA?

You can't be this stupid.

- oh wait, you are.

I think the photo is really hot. I wouldn't mind getting me some of that billionaire arse.

eww, cooties. Do you know were those commie lovin' Trump lips have been?
Skip getting tested for disease after, just find a Geiger Counter.

Unless you're referring to Baldwin as Baldwin, then ok.

Well I'm a trained healer and I haven't caught an STD so far. He's a billionaire and American president amongst other things. I bet he's in all sorts of secret societies and knows all these top-level military technology things. Imagine what the pillowtalk would be like. I'll take cooties :)

*tries to stop the vomit from spewing on the keyboard*

Ok ok, I'm only joking. But I do like billionaire American presidents.

I mean not like that. He could be in charge.

Oh please, everyone knows Capt Pee Pee Tape is a total bottom.
Probably uses that thing on his head to scrub the toilet clean after he's done licking it.

I am completely ignorant about Trump's administration. I have deliberately been avoiding politics for years because I'm too sensitive. I get all touchy just about anything.

I liked Obama I know a lot of people in America don't. I think he is a really classy guy probably more sophisticated really then Trump, however, Trump is forged in power and public eye.

Then I saw this speech Trump gave to the United Nations, it went for about an hour and a half, and it was a complete masterpiece.

I know of course he has all the best speech writers but it was the delivery you know in those flat tones and unreadable face. It was really glorious; honestly I liked him after that. But only loosely I don't have enough information to really make a judgement I'm sure he is a very complicated man.

Saying - or rather, reading - and doing (or trying till the real powers that be tell him to sit his ass down and STFU as they did with the almost war with Iran they stopped at 11:57) are two different things.

When Trump sounds like he gargled on a bottle on Nembutal for 20 minutes prior, he's reading material so anthemic to his nature he should be commended on his self-control for not breaking out laughing.
When he rants to an audience like a cookie farm escapee that's him pandering to their base needs. Meanwhile, the beavers inside his head gnaw away what's left of his confetti powered noggin.

It does make you wonder who the real powers are?

Goodness, in his 'sincero' voice, that deep breathing like his sinuses are half clogged and that tilting of the head left and right so he can make sure he isn't lying on the floor passed out? The one where those in attendance were trying really hard to stifle their snickering?

That flat tone and unreadable face comes from having not a smidgin of a notion what he's reading.

Don't tell me, you also loved Clinton's 1988 DNC speech? To date it is the only known antidote to a crack high. It's largely replaced Ritalin being prescribed to unruly ADHD kids in Special Ed.

Yes of course, so talking the talk. The speed writers said it well.

I suppose in his generation when homosexuality was mostly illegal in our free countries you know that is a leap for all those oldies. Both my parents still have edges of homophobia. My mum is great, I don't speak to my dad. Homosexuality was legalised in Australia in 1994 when I roughly was coming into my transgenderism fully you know the hormones before HRT.

Very funny reply. It was the content of the speech. I think even you would like it. It was sort of putting out the Olive Branch to countries that are troublesome in the world. He said things like, "America don't believe in long-term enemies."

However it was very Pro and exclusive America. He made it clear that the USA was his primary concern.

He encouraged a protective and equal attitude to LGBTQI people. It covered lots of other issues as well.

Oh no, don't do that. Ignorance is so not bliss in this faux Presidential kiss.

You know how in Australia the Military pays for trans ops? Do look up what Trump Exectutive Order #4 (or was it 5?) in week # 2 of his term did about Obama's allowing of trans in the US Military.

"I got nothing against the gays, in fact, some of my best queer friends are homos" said no supporter of such ever.

Saying vs Doing, remember? Because Image vs Reality is a thing.

Both of you stupid f**ks can't realize the US is not Afghanistan. Multiple liberal outlets are already calling this provision "a snag in Trump's peace deal". Why? Because Afghanistan hasn't agreed to this.

You do realize this, I know you do, which is why you moved the goalpost from who is has 5,000 Taliban to who captured them. It doesn't matter who captured the 5,000 Taliban, all that matters is THEY ARE IN THE CUSTODY OF THE AFGHANISTAN GOVERNMENT AND NOT THE US GOVERNMENT.

"The government of Afghanistan has made no commitment to free 5,000 Taliban prisoners as stated in a pact signed between the United States and Taliban Islamic militants, President Ashraf Ghani said on Sunday."

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/01/afghanistan-did-not-commit-to-release-5000-taliban-ghani-says.html

In Kabul, President Ashraf Ghani of Afghanistan said on Sunday that it was up to his government, not the United States, to decide when Taliban prisoners would be released.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/01/world/asia/US-taliban-deal-reaction.html

It's over. You f**kers can't read and comprehend. Even your liberal crap rags are rebutting your nonsense that Trump released 5,000 terrorist.

tl;dr

You ARE aware that the US has been fighting in Afganistan for nearly TWO DECADES, are you? Of course you're not.

This is the so-called and still-in-the-development-stages almost Afgan Army we're talking, you clueless dolt, not the Kurdish Pershmerga in Iraq and Syria.

Do look things up, Mr Talibanisholding5000AmerrcansoldierssomewhereinTrump'shair.

Idiot.

Doesn't matter how long we have been there, f**k stick. No one is talking about how long we have been there. Us being there for 100 years wouldn't change the fact the AFGHANISTAN GOVERNMENT has the prisoners. Nice try at a red herring though.

Just too bad you weren't one of the deceased.

I didn't mean I think you should be cursed for posting that ridiculous photo. No, that the actual and the worst thing is it goes on. I mean it actually goes on. And so does a heap of other creepy stuff what is wrong with people. The dark web is loaded with people talking about and exchanging photos and rendezvous.

I was watching a TED talk and there was this really impressive scientist, in fact she is leading a world group of researchers to map the Galaxy; she said they would have it done by 2040 or something.

Her talk was really interesting and informative and completely normal there were no other issues discussed it was a typical lecture by a big professor. At the end completely out of context she said, " there is an evil in this world." And ended her speech. That's hardcore.

Maybe it was 2030 they would have it done.

The Bible says anyone has intercourse with an animal shall be cursed. Normally I don't give a f*** what the Bible says but in this case I'll say "Aman."

And of course, she catches more of than Stormy Daniels does.

Here's one for your fap collection.

TWD is showing, gots ta run.

You keep on being triggered, I'll be checking later on, crybaby Britboi.

Just as I suspected...

Where did I say "I clicked on the box that says upload image"? I didn't. I used to Imgflip search bar to search the Imgflip database, and you and your buttboy is what came up

When's the wedding you guys? XD

You were teased a lot as a kid, weren't you? You're the kid who gets wrecked by all your classmates, then retreats to bathroom to think of all the retorts you couldn't think of on the spot. That explains your brilliant and snapy retort "oh, you searched for yourself".

It's okay, I am sure you other gifts to make up for your dangerous lack of wit. I bet you're awesome at collecting stamps and bugs.

You obviously think your shit is just the pinnacle of humor and intellect.. sad...

Try not to soak your bib too much with your tears, fapboi.

I can try typing with more monosyllabic words to make it easier and more enjoyable for you.

Ooops, lets try again.

I will use small words. Make jokes more funny for BlueNinja. Sweet!

Hey moron, that's part of TRUMP'S agreement. He's already taking credit for it. Did you miss the press conference? It's not clear if the Afghan government will do that - why not? Because it's not their idea. It's TRUMP'S bonehead idea. Are you seriously THAT stupid?

Shouldn't you be playing bingo or something?

Remember this old retro repost Dumber; weren't those the days. When you first started calling me Justin.

But you didn't when you first started stalking me when I first got on here and didn't know know what I was getting into.

Then we started arguing because you kept insisting on giving me grandiose expert opinion that wasn't asked for.

At some point during this arguing you snapped and called me Justin and now have kept it up even though I think you feel bad about it because it's point of pride now isn't it.

Not expecting an honest answer.

I feel bad for people who are retired and sitting around at home all day with nothing better to do but harass people online. Sad!

I know and he's so dedicated.

Yeah, but at least I'm upfront about being a stalker for fun. You called me a male derogative. I told you I would haunt you for it. Every now and then I just come on for a laugh. Had a few good ones this time.

Oh, I'm already tired of it. When did I say the stalker thing bothered me? When I first came on here looking for vaga, just for fun not for spite, I said to him, " oh, just come for a bit of a stalk." I think it's a fun mis-term internet especially on a site like this.

But in the accepted legal context it is very bad. I have been stalked in real life and I really fuc-kin hated it and I want them dead. Oh, did I say that out loud, I meant it think it in my head.

Ed The Sock left his dingy Canadian low income apartment. Boy, he had gotten wasted the night before. Heroin. A kid how come asking him for a bag and he took his cash and spent it on smack for himself. What is a stupid kid going to do anyway.

Then he has spent the whole night on IMG meme and Big Cox 4 subs, his favourite new por-n site.

He had everyone believing he was American. It was only a matter of time till he would land a hardcore American man to fu-ck. It was just a waiting game now.

Fini

"Hey moron, that's part of TRUMP'S agreement"

Where did I say it wasn't part of the agreement? I said "The United States hasn't released 5,000 taliban because we don't have 5,000 taliban to release." And we don't. As the article posted by YOU clearly says..."THEY ARE IN AFGHAN JAILS...and its UP TO THE AFGHAN GOVERNMENT."

So no terrorist have been released. Items like this are common in international negotiations. It's a negotiated clause. We said we wouldn't stop the Government of Afghanistan from doing this. But it is not our decision and its up to the Afghanistan Government to release them BECAUSE THEY HAVE THEM AND WE DON'T.

I know these things are hard for the simple minded folk to understand, but for most people who can read at a fifth grade level or higher its pretty simple.

Had you said, Trump would agree to the let the Afghan government release 5,000 taliban, I would agree with that. But what you said was "Trump has opened the cells for 5,000 taliban to walk out", when he didn't because 1. They are not in our jails and 2. They are being held by the Afghanistan Government.

This thread is quiet since I said I've got no male genitals. I thought you guys might enjoy this especially Dimby.

The science is pretty clear now a large percentage of homophobic, homo abusive people have homophobic, closet gay, right wing Nazi, Canadian carp, pretend American issues.

Just come out of the closet Dimber. You will like what it has to offer if va**na is not your thing.

That was actually aimed at timber you know.

But what you said was "Trump has opened the cells for 5,000 taliban to walk out"'

JACKASS, that's not what I said either. You're arguing semantics right now. You know what I meant, you know what Trump is taking credit for. You missed it. You were wrong. Just let it go. XD

Your meme: Trump releases 5000 Taliban

So yes, its the same thing as "Trump just threw open the jail cells"... because that would be same as "releasing" them.

Bottom line is, Trump doesn't have them to release. Hence it's impossible that he did release them.

Only a rabid never Trumper could fail to understand the difference.

Both of you stupid f**ks can't realize the US is not Afghanistan. Multiple liberal outlets are already calling this provision "a snag in Trump's peace deal". Why? Because Afghanistan hasn't agreed to this.

You do realize this, I know you do, which is why you moved the goalpost from who is has 5,000 Taliban to who captured them. It doesn't matter who captured the 5,000 Taliban, all that matters is THEY ARE IN THE CUSTODY OF THE AFGHANISTAN GOVERNMENT AND NOT THE US GOVERNMENT.

"The government of Afghanistan has made no commitment to free 5,000 Taliban prisoners as stated in a pact signed between the United States and Taliban Islamic militants, President Ashraf Ghani said on Sunday."

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/01/afghanistan-did-not-commit-to-release-5000-taliban-ghani-says.html

In Kabul, President Ashraf Ghani of Afghanistan said on Sunday that it was up to his government, not the United States, to decide when Taliban prisoners would be released.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/01/world/asia/US-taliban-deal-reaction.html

It's over. You f**kers can't read and comprehend. Even your liberal crap rags are rebutting your nonsense that Trump released 5,000 terrorist.

A - Did Trump announce that he made a deal with the Taliban or not?
B - Did the deal entail 5000 Taliban being released in exchange for the US withdrawing almost half our troops from Afghanistan?

Whether Trump had the right to make this deal or not IS BESIDE THE POINT. You do get that, right? I know it's kinda hard to see through your MAGA haze but here's an article in case you still aren't getting it: https://time.com/5794643/trumps-disgraceful-peace-deal-taliban/.

The principal claim of your meme is still categorically false. Nobody has been released by Trump. If you disagree feel free to show me the source you have claiming 5,000 Taliban have been released.

Uh, your initial attack was an ad-hominem coupled with an accusation that I was confused and that the number was actually that of the soldiers being brought home (which isn't 5000 BTW). Now you're just trying to argue verb tense. Just let it go and move on. You're beyond ridiculous at this point.

Uh, yes that was my initial attack that you confused the two. Seeing as Trump can actually control US troop movements but not control the releasing of Taliban prisoners because he doesn't have them.

*cough cough READ it again cough cough*

Typical white supremacist calling people racist.

I suppose in addition to being a comedian and an intellectual to rival Plato, you also think you're good at insulting people. The delusions with Trumpers are UNBELIEVABLE. XD

they make quite the couple, but their offspring is lacking

No, actually I'm just insulting the shallow depth of your gene pool. I've seen puddles of spit with more depth.

No doubt lobbed at you from your numerous 'fans'

Yes, liberals are known to spit at people they disagree with. It's easier for them to spit than defend their ideas.

Meanwhile you've been completely wrong about everything you've said since your first comment in this stream but you're too big of a moron to admit it. XD

Except for the fact I was correct that Trump didn't release any Taliban, as we never had them in our possession. And the New York Times, ABC News, Bloomberg are all reporting the same thing. That the release of prisoners is not up to Trump, it's up to the Afghanistan Government.

*cough cough YOU called BlueNinja a racist because Trump's deal is a race? cough cough*

"Trump's deal is a race"???

Put your boyfriend's cock down whilst typing

Though you Brits were supposed get sarcasm or some crap?

Read it as many times as required till it sinks in that it means exactly what it says, ya silly Chav.

heh heh, and do tell of the glorious Afgan Army's fighting skillz.

I'm British now? News to me

Oh look, it's a pic of Timber from back in the 40's. XD