Creepy Condescending Wonka

Looking at you Coolish ;)

It's the Flat Earth theory for me as well.

People believing that "Wal-Mart is owned by the government for an uprising.If you rearrange the letters of spells 'Mart-Law',like martial law.And the reason there are so many,and they're so close together is so they can keep an eye on civilians" .

Illuminati confirmed

I would go with the flat earth conspiracy theories. We've taken pictures of our planet, we've circumnavigated the planet, and we've observed thousands of other planets and none of them are flat.

Not to mention that the internet is possible thanks to satellite technology that would not be possible if the flat-earth theory (which also refutes the existence of gravity, merely stating that whatever goes up logically goes down, but that would mean satellites cannot hang in space like that, without coming down immediately), and thus a flat earth would not even make the internet possible.

This isn’t super doubtful, but it’s a pretty cool theory

Ok so you know how sometimes, you hear your name, called loud and clear, but when you turn around nobody’s there?
There’s a theory that you’re in a coma right now and those names that you hear are people from the real world calling to you

I think you might have schizophrenia.

That Michelle Obama is female.

Politics is controversial!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/22/what-is-illuminati-google-autocomplete

wow thats farfetched

The Queen is an Ancient Lizard!

the dinosaurs never existed

This is actually painful to think about it's so stupid. I'm so sorry. Here it is: the one where a guy fired an assault rifle in a popular pizzeria because he thought Hillary Clinton was running a child trafficking operation there.

Umm... at least on a daily basis we observe the world as being pretty flat, so a toddler could assume it's flat, for example. Describing this one I picked makes you feel like you're stroking out.

Especially because we all know Joe Biden is running a counterfeit branded d**do factory inside a popular Milwaukee food truck that makes peanut-butter-and-mayo sandwiches.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/22/us/pizzagate-attack-sentence.html

9/11, Nuff said

Huh?