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ewwwwww

Lol, porn is great!

no

Fine, porn is awesome.

no

yes

no

Why not? The hot hot action is oh so hot and sexy!

stfu

Well, now you're just being mean. Just because I think pornography is epic and wonderful does not give you a license to be a meanie! You take that back and apologize OR ELSE!

so?

You'll be flogged and then thrown into a dungeon where you will be tortured with a hot stick

or what?

Or else you're going to be in big trouble, mister!

Ok, you are being mean now, if you comment on my comments 2 more times, I'm gonna block you and report your comments.

I can reply to your comments if I want to. If you don't like the terms of service here, go somewhere else. I've been much nicer to you than you've been to me, and I really haven't said a damn thing that violates the terms of service of this website.

*Grammar Nazi Alert*
It's "Actually" not "Actuality". Get it right, it ruins the whole thing!
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Accurate though.

Accurate. Except it should say "actually" not "actuality".

Nice

Yes, I’m kind of a wanker

Ha ha

I just replied to my own comment

Really

You funny

He's not funny, he's hilarious!

Do you plan to cup his balls when you suck on them? Just kidding. Cheers!