Distracted Boyfriend

I got some;
From 1 to 10 you're a 9, and i'm the 1 you need.
Are you a camera because i'm always smiling at you

I have a job (worked for me)

Nice ;)

Thanks for appreciating my bad pun 😆😉

Here are a few:
hey babe. you're a keyboard. becuase your just my type (leave out the hey babe)
your names cinderella right? becuase I see those clothes coming off at midnight.
(this one works if you keep sneezing) hey baby, you must be an angle... becuase I'm allergic to feathers
and this one is how, my ex-girlfriend got me. "can I borrow your homework"

Hey girl my cat died, can i play with your pussy?

Well, here I am. You won't need the other two wishes...

Good one

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because you lookn like a snack
I heard the tounge is the strongest muscle in the body wanna wrestle? You love deals right? Well all clothes are 100% off at my house tonight