ok, ok. i didn't know you was such a drama queen. sheesh. i just figured 'hey, he been on here 3 years and he got zero followers', you know? 'can his memes really be that bad? maybe people are turned off by his undiluted charm'. i get it though. you like to make your own mistakes, even if it shows all your weaknesses and intellectual shortcomings.
anyway, Broline, i forgot to tell you last time: i'm not gay, so i gotta decline your offer of gay sex. it's a lotta fishes in the sea, as they say, so you should be fine with this. i mean i'm flattered and all, but my pendulum just don't swing that way. sorry.
that's a metaphor, by the way, and i know you like things spelled out for you real clear, so i'll repeat myself for absolute clarity: me no gay. no hokey-pokey with the men-folky. ok? ok.
so i guess this where we part company, bud. 'cause even if your brain did turn on all of a sudden, and you needed to ask me for advice on love or taking care of your damn goldfish or whatever, i would not help you even a little bit, just 'cause you been such a rude little a$$wipe. bye bye ( :