It’s less about what I want my final words to say, it’s that those have to be them

“I’m free from the prison!”

Thank you Jesus for an incredibly long and blessed life!

"I love you all, thank-you for all joy you brought me."

I'm An Atheist So Leaving With A Joke Is Fine By Me

Something Intelligent.
I knew someones who's grandad last recorded words were "can you get me water"

*sniff* I should probably eat my delicious pizza one last time before I die *cries*

"What's the worst that I could say,things are better if I stay,so long and good night.So long and good night."

My dick is hard.

If I had my final words, I would probably reference an aqua teen hunger force moment

Fortnite sucks