Thank you Jesus for an incredibly long and blessed life!

"I love you all, thank-you for all joy you brought me."

“I’m free from the prison!”

I'm An Atheist So Leaving With A Joke Is Fine By Me

Something Intelligent.
I knew someones who's grandad last recorded words were "can you get me water"

It’s less about what I want my final words to say, it’s that those have to be them

"What's the worst that I could say,things are better if I stay,so long and good night.So long and good night."

Fortnite sucks

My dick is hard.

*sniff* I should probably eat my delicious pizza one last time before I die *cries*

If I had my final words, I would probably reference an aqua teen hunger force moment