PSA Stats for IMGFLIP (parody stats chart)

You should be so lucky. Lucky, lucky lucky.

Nah, I am a woman and I like men.

I never said you weren't

Australia......? ok what is it??

You claimed to be from Australia at least twice in the past year.

One big triangle: Trailer Parklandia USA > Scotland > Australia > Repeat

That cursed jet lag.

Don't forget those bone spurs in his feet!

A true hindrance, sure to afflict our resident Trumpites when it comes time for them to exercise their 2nd Amendment Rights by getting conscripted into military service without pay, with their own gun and ammo they paid for themselves, natch.

Ed Norton?

The Swanee River episode...