Suspension/expulsion stories?

A "friend" once told me that flipping the bird at someone was a cool way to wave goodbye to someone and that I should do this as a way to be nice to the bus driver. I was like, 8 years old and had no idea what it actually meant. Got written up after 3 days of doing this and suspended from the bus for a week. My dad was a teacher in the school district and luckily he realized the truth, so he called and talked to the bus driver and got me off the hook. That was the beginning of my learning not to believe everything people say and my character judgment development.

Lol. Poor Thparky. My good friend went through something similar. Someone at school told her it meant peace so when she got home and her mom was having ladies from church over for dinner the poor girl said "peace" proudly waving her finger. It didn't end well.

Oh I can only imagine how that turned out in front of the church ladies...lol

I got suspended for making memes but the bad part is I was known as the weebo from then on and that's my name. But hey f**k them right?

Making fires behind the church (right beside our school) that was back in the principal had a leather strap days.

In kindergarten (because I'm pathetic), I kept trying to kiss my crush who HATED me. One day, he wanted me to get in trouble so he grabbed my wrist and smacked himself with my hand. He then complained to my teacher and I kept trying to get her to believe the truth. Long story short, I got my only detention I have ever gotten ever.

never on purpose.

wasnt part of it but in 5th grade somebody managed to get a pencil stuck in the celing and the teacher walked in to me holding a chair above my head trying to get it out

I couldn't really say. I was a very well-behaved girl - way back then anyway, lol.

Saying the word shotgun in class in third grade. Got a teacher talk.