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Immigration Bible Verses by Saint Pelosi

Immigration Bible Verses by Saint Pelosi | LIBS CALL MARY AND JOSEPH REFUGEES... BUT THEY WERE BOTH SENT BACK TO THEIR PLACE OF ORIGIN FROM THE PLACE THEY IMMIGRATED TO. LIBS KNOW THE BIBLE LIKE MILLENIALS KNOW HOW TO RESPECT OPPOSING VIEWS.AWW | image tagged in short satisfaction vs truth,book of idiots,stupid liberals,democrats,special kind of stupid,millennials | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,821 views 12 upvotes Made by anonymous 5 years ago in politics
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3 ups, 5y,
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Egypt didn't kick them out. They went back in their own time after it was safe to return.
2 ups, 5y
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1 up, 5y,
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Oh a millenial history major.
Ceasar augustus ordered the worlds first census for tax purposes and all had to return home to be counted.
The egypt flight? Yeah thats when they fled cause the first born were being slaughtered...romes version of abortion.
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1 up, 5y,
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Rome's version of an abortion was to induce a miscarriage by careful selection of toxin ingestion, genius.

Rome's first census was well over 500 years before Jesus and by the way, nor did they invent it.

And when liberals say that Mary and Joseph were refugees, they were indeed referring to the flight to Egypt after Jesus was born. So where we at now that nothing you said has been correct?
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1 up, 5y,
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If they were refugees to egypt fine...they were fleeing what virginia wants and new york allows...post birth abortion...ie infaticide.
They were not going to egypt for free money free food and section 8 housing.
Wanna continue?
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1 up, 5y,
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Rome had a welfare program. Jesus' family almost definitely would have been on the Grain Dole enacted by Caesar Augustus for at least some of their time as refugees.

But I'm happy with where the conversation is; frankly, I think you come out of it looking worse than I do.
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1 up, 5y,
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Yeah those s slaves throughout Rome had the best grain!!
Whatever dude...yet again libs like pelosi invoke 1 iota of Jesus and ignore the rest...but its okay to pretend. Helps makes things easier!!
Happy New Year dude...and enjoy Trump's second term with McCarthy leader of the House!!
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2 ups, 5y,
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Jesus' family weren't slaves.
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1 up, 5y
I know...
0 ups, 4w
It's called "abortion" because it ABORTS a PREGNANCY.
That's not what happened in Bethlehem. No pregnancies were aborted.
And please STICK TO THE POINT:
People fleeing over a border to escape WHATEVER danger is threatening them (actual abortion or whatever) should be treated humanely.
THAT'S the point---not whether slaughtering toddlers is abortion.
0 ups, 4w
They were NOT kicked out of Egypt---the place they fled to as refugees.
They lived in Egypt until the tyrannical King Herod died, then left of their own accord.
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