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SCHIFF WRECK | ALL ABOARD!!! THE  ADAM SCHIFF IMPEACHMENT  EXPRESS | image tagged in impeachment | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Star Wars Yoda Meme | TOO SOON. TRUMP CULT WEENIES ALWAYS CELEBRATE TOO SOON. | image tagged in memes,star wars yoda | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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'Trump cult weenies' LOL
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yeah...funny thing is that the Dems have been celebrating the demise of Trump for 3 years and yet, he is still YOUR PRESIDENT.

LOL
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listen, Mary, i think i'd know if someone was my president ( :
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Hail to the leftest echo chamber | DID YOU GET THE 4 AM TALKING POINTS? WELCOM TO THE LEFTIST ECHO CHAMBER | image tagged in hail to the leftest echo chamber | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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[image deleted]Do you even know what the standard hotel is....or the Liddle Kidz Foundation?
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Remember Trump's tweet about liddle Adam Schiff?
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yeah...I have a mental image of you. You are about 24 years old and still living at home in your parents basement or attic. You are banging away on a 10 year old Dell, wearing your mommys panties and raging against the machine.
GFY, Betty.
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I don't know... the estrogen is strong with this one.
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And with you, young Leia.
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LOL
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(:
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Me too. All man
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Sorry I didn't finish my typing there, bloody voice reco. There is meant to be a smiley :))

And it makes me wait after comments for like 100 seconds when you are under 1000 points (??)
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Yeah, it does. I upped you. That's why deleting an account sucks.
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Yep I've deleted like 5 times. My first account had 20000 pints and I've been completely expunged once. They just strip everything for real. It doesn't even leave it as anonymous. I never got in the very good habit of upvoting people's comments. I don't even look at that section consciously. Bad habit I know sometimes people take it as disrespect.
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I actually would never touch Fosters. Carlton is very popular in Australia. Believe it or not I've been getting into light beer lols
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hopefully this will put all questions about my identity to rest ( :
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Clear as mud, lady!
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I get the sense that your delicate feelz are hurt really right now.

That or your diapers need changing

- or both.
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yeah...it has been over a week since I posted. It would appear that your "delicate feelz" are the ones that are are butt-hurt. Hold on a sec, I hear a baby crying....

oh, wait, that was you.
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Did mommy forget to put sufficient talcum in your nappies?
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What do you have against Amtrak?
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It is waste of taxpayers money...
And Joe Biden likes it, so it must be bad...right??
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If your car breaks down and the skies are shut down after another skyscraper terrorist attack, I feel sorry for you.
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yeah...I have 3 cars and a motorcyle...I'll be just fine, Snowflake
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And you hate trains because?
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what are the odds? ( :
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*********yawn********
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I think the red really suits you
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You look fatter in red
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We hereby do declare you, from this day forth, to be known as "a face for real men."πŸ’ŒπŸ₯ΏπŸ‘Œ

If this turns you on a little, I was right. You're a homophobic closet gay man. And that's ok. In time you will understand what I have said gay or not.

My name IS Justine. It is not Justin. Probably just another area where you can't grasp the TRUTH. Laterz, this time I won't be back.
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I've got nothing against the girls that wear a beard even though I don't like it.

Here though is a trans girl that doesn't have a beard.
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Shall we call you a male or female designation now?
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She's hot, nice package. Lots of guys and girls like that
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She is prettier than you will ever be
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Yeah F*ga, give your Daday all his ass πŸ₯³

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Oh, hi guys. Sorry I got booted off the other day suppose I went a bit far being upfront about ad hominem abuse rather than the more accepted way on here of being sneaky about it and passive-aggressive. You guys say way worse stuff than me. How do your accounts manage to last such long distances. I suppose you are just really clever liars. Operating within the confines of law making a look like you care about (Canadian accent) right and wrong.

So in the name of that I think Vags and Dimbies are hate f**k enemy lovers. Oh, dimbies!!!

I'm out of here this time for real. Hopefully I stay away. But it is just so addictive. Nah, I've got better places to be. Toodles, f**k you
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Looks like the crazy stalker hooker tranny from the bowels of Canberra got nixed again.
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No, I accidentally deleted the account myself. I really resent your bowels comment about the town that I am temporarily in. It's a lovely town it made third on the Lonely Planet most desirable place to visit and I can see why. It's a great place to have sex. And also the night life is really good for picking up guys for sex. It's great great place for pornography and of course prostitution is legal here. But we'd still sell ourselves even if it wasn't.

How dare you call me a hooker I give it up for free not that you'll ever find out.
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"It's great great place for pornography and of course prostitution is legal here. But we'd still sell ourselves even if it wasn't.

How dare you call me a hooker I give it up for free not that you'll ever find out."

πŸ”˜ It's great great place for pornography
πŸ”˜ of course prostitution is legal here.
πŸ”˜ But we'd still sell ourselves even if it wasn't.

πŸ”˜ How dare you call me a hooker I give it up for free

Does your addled stand-in for a brain understand why you went to jail for being a drug addict?

Drugs not good, mkay?
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Oh, hahaha. That doesn't even make sense to me.

I mean, yeah sure my brian is f***** from using drugs and I didn't have much of an IQ to start with but even I can see that you've deliberately missed my comedy act and tried to make it look like I was f****** serious.

And you've never used drugs mate or alcohol? I started smoking pot when I was 13, it didn't set me up for a great life so far as addiction and being emotionally stunted goes but I went back and got my higher school certificate did a bit of uni - HD's all the way. My dad was a genius. His best friend was about the smartest in this area he works for the government now no one can understand what he's doing, he's the only one that can check his work.

You don't know why I went to jail. Why comment about it. Why use a cheesy South Park rip off you are not worthy of using that line. They are funny, you are not. Timber-slave, necrophiliac wannabe, psycho collage dimbles window in the rain watching, homophobic closet f*gs are bad m'g-ay?
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And grab Dimbles because he didn't answer either. You are both cowards.

The history of it goes like this. You both stalked me when I first got here with all this advice I didn't want I told him to f*** off and he started calling me Justin.

You invited me to a pm session to use as a weapon against him, I got drunk and I said a lot of stuff that I do regret and we seemed to patch that up and then you mistook a message that was for him he thought it was for you and you started calling me Justin.

You are both homophobic closet f*gs. The only reason I'm I'm here is I was a bit bored and I want to see if anyone replied to my comments you know I don't give two fux about you guys I don't give 3000 f**** your losers trolling a website.
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That

was

NOT

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pm

sess,

you drug addled fhaggot,

there

were

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handful

of

other

memers

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it

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couple

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weeks.

You

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it

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infatuation

thing

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simple

comments

to

you

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regards

to

the

meme's

subject

from

me.

I had to delete it after you destroyed it with buckets of cringe.
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hahaha. That actually gave me a really good laugh over here. You are right it wasn't a p.m. session I am using the wrong description I didn't mean between us at all I meant you invited me to a separate private situation where you were providing information about f*** features.

I sincerely didn't mean a p.m. session where you would invite him me to cyber-handle your small p**is.

I thought the more relevant issue was you mistook my message later that was for "Dimbles" and turned on me and call me Justin.
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Again, Vag-a-Douche, take your lame-ass somewhere else
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She's hot. It's always a work in progress. Is that the best you can do post derogatory memes of transgender people you are such a f*gg.

You believe in god right. Here's a prayer to your lord. For you to learn humility and decency. And can you also tell "Him" I don't believe in his arse with critters like you derogatorise one of my legit kinds.
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He vagadouche! Why don't you take your shit somewhere else. Now, G F Y you silly-assed whining prepubescent twit.
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,,
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is that the sound your ass makes when your boyfriend pulls his dick out of your ass??
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More like what he says when he shoves it in yours after, the squeals you make are so loud...
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More like when Dimbles has got you strapped up to the complete master machine, and there nothing left but a vacant stare in your eyes and a unconscious release of breath escapes your bleeding and broken lips
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***********yawn***burp********
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Do you mean what your boyfriend says when he tries to assault someone else? Just realised that
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How come you never reply until after I leave or are deleted. Is "all this" too much for you. I suppose you prefer a very basic strategy not to trigger me or give me me an excuse take you to The Night School For the very loserfu'ck.

When I first started calling you and "Dimbies" secret partners I thought it was a fun and useful jibe. But now I see it's really true you two f*** each other.

Who is Sub and who is Master. (Throws two prop medieval swords on floor) Prove yourselves!

And who the fuk said "unrelevant."

Not expecting an answer Sub goi
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I'd like to thank Syd for the inspiration in wonderfully sloppy photoshop
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Nice one. Syd approved!
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Thanks.
And it was quick too. Usually I waste an inordinate amount of time on detail (you have no idea what I put into getting captions just right down to color selection, etc) on account of me being too neurotic 'n such, but I just said frig it, 1,2, 3 and done. And it came out better than if I spent 20 mins on it.
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For doing stuff quickly
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Ha, sometimes it just works out.
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Reminded me of this

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I think it sucks
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C'mon. That was funny.
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Sugar Timber-Sir knows best
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A true classic.

Hey, you see me use mine below some?
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Yep, I like the personal touch here. I rag on OM but he gets the joke. Jeff might too one day. I have faith.
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Jeff did wish you a happy New Year,
which reminds me, Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!
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Nya nya Jeff said nya nya (spew)
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He did.

To you as well!
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Thanks,,,
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I thought you and Syd hated each others guts. Is there anyone you stay friends with on here.
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Why'd you think that?
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Maybe it was funny but I would have to have a couple of drinks first.
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Oh, I thought I saw you guys arguing. My bad
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The drugs that you do and you went to jail for? They've made your brain into mush. That's not good.
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"I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green Merry F**kin Christmas!"

- Denis Leary 90s stand up
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What kind of drugs you do anyways and is the damage permanent?
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No, the thing is I don't want to derogatise myself. I'm not sure what the previous lifestyles did to my function.

I'm very clear and lucid and my IQ is enough 2 function well and make my life work. Have all the right goals and am concerned about the state of the world. Like a lot of people we watch this decade with great interest and altruistic empathetic readiness.

I am clean not always sober; I have just come fully vegan. I was doing a little bit of fish and dairy and then decided I want to move on from that. I quit smoking I am vaping. From the vegetarianism I am in really good shape for a 43 year old. I got a barrage of tests recently and all really good news. I have to get regular bloods because I am on HRT and they are always good so far.

I can't read at the level I used to. But I can remember a lot of the epics that I read heaps of Fiction plenty of fact. Like for example Raymond E. Feist's Riftwar Cycle which is like 30 books.

I can keep it all in my head. He wrote a book a year since the 80s and is a treat for anyone now to read the books as they please instead of waiting for the latest one each year.

Look I don't know what I'm saying but I guess the main point of this is people use drugs and they use hard drugs and can recover and be normal enough. I never got into crack cocaine, I never used cocaine knowingly. Sometimes it can be in pills and powders. In my area of the world they call the methamphetamine rock Ice - crack. Crack amphet. I call it life Destroyer.
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I hope this wasn't tl;dr
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Actually, the drugs seemed to enhance my brain sort of like in the movie limitless. I like the movie limitless I watch it again every now and then. I don't really understand much of it but parts of it make me laugh.
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I'll tell you if you tell me.
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I don't know what drugs you do, silly.
I really don't live don't your street. Really.
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So now what drugs did you do? Come on be brave and come out of the chemist
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How do you really know you don't live on my street.
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No I'm really in Canberra. I've been way more honest on this website and I should of. But hey I love a challenge
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I suppose it's not really appropriate for us to get a rapport now. That ship has sailed fully and sadly.

However, I want you to know when I wrote that comment to myself that was to Dummer, I swear it was, I was listening to your advice ok and I'm not saying this to make you feel bad it's just what really happened.

You know we've said terrible things to and about each other and this whole stream is an insult contest. But the reason I lashed out so severely is you called me he and Justin. I know you're better than that. And honestly I've been called worse and I just don't give a f*** anymore for real.

Gotta move on. I don't hate you. But with you and f*** face I had a point to make. I promised him he would never forget me and here we are.
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Oh well I'm outta here all the vibe just died.

I think I'll just make one last meme to the self-proclaimed expert about everything and I'm leaving for real. I'm going to cancel my account just saying I won't be able to reply cos I'm going all Sodom and G on this and not looking back (like the useless Woman did) cuz f*** that turning into salt s***. Oh the Gods Must Be Crazy.
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I actually swear before the Gods of Truth I considered the wording of my above sentence but thought you'd be smart enough to work out my meaning. Shouldn't have assumed, forget I said anything.

Anyway, not that you'd admit to any drug use. You're a law abiding citizen afterall.
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But you said you didn't do drugs despite going to jail for doing them altho now you say you ain't done that neither.
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"Than" them. Don't want Dimmer to get a cheapo.
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See my latest comment
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My past is colourful. I've been upfront about that. I don't owe no one an explanation. Could you imagine how many drug users ex drug users Junkies ex-con current wrongdoers and all sorts would be on this site. I've been more honest then most of them just cause I wanted to, because I'm in an authenticity phase mostly.
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Pardon me I cannot make original memes in thread just yet I only have 20 points. The meme is supposed to say I don't playfair or true. But I think it works still quite well. I was too busy with a real life 2 notice the discrepancy
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And I just gave you a big down vote (dramatic voice).

You know maggot shouldn't really be an insult. I'd prefer the company of a maggot to you.

They are good they only eat dead flesh. Great way to clean a wound of course. It's just that because people fear death but they find them offensive. And other reasons. We do that over here in Aus too, dog is a big insult. It shouldn't be.

But anyway you're a dog. Maggot rat cockroach worm hyena licking toad stalker. How often do you go stalking? Slave on a tether.
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Yep but not as many as you get for an upvoted featured meme.
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You're upvoting this psychofreaky maggot?
It's like giving money to a crackhead, you're only allowing to to do more damage to itself.
Not that this whacked out crap isn't almost a joy to witness.
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No way.
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Maybe after I've had a shower and clean up my apartment when I'm feeling energetic I will go and upvote you everywhere I can find you hahaha. Swear I will
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No, just you get them if it's not old.
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Yeah, yeah, you know you're here for the long haul.
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I can't really stay.
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But all my stuff will be on here.
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Sorry the meme makes no sense. I was going to save the template anyway
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Oh do you get points when someone upvotes your comments??
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That Penny just dropped. So you went along and upvoted all my comments and that put me up to 1000? Cuz my points will creeping along real slow like I had 20 points or something
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All good. I'm not feeling very bright this morning I probably would have made sense of it
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I think you get a point too for upvoting others.
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Ok, heh. So possibly the newer the name the meme or comment the more points?
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uv'ing memes over 3 months old don't give OP points.
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I'll give you upvotes if you're not going to delete in 2 hours.
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Sounds fair. And I as well will upvote you. But honestly, I will probs leave. It was a hardcore news years, I never meant to be back on here :)
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Lol....enjoy the show....just ignore the corruption.
By the way Biden received more than $15 million in "book deals" and "speaking engagements".
And let us not forget about his cocain addicted son being paid how much monthly For Barisma? ....Pelosi's son too!
Comey and Mcabe received book deals too.
Define "pay for play".
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just turn off the lights when you done ( :
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Wait, would that include the night light as well?
Because the big bad deep fake wolf might sneak up and chomp its butt.
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Oh Dimbies!!!
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"These people are stupid" Q.
Congrats....you just joined the "stupid club" with Souffle.
"No one escapes this!" Q
Enjoy what's coming!
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