Brian was a lonely incel virgin who had no luck meeting women. One day he decided to put out a personal ad saying "I'm an open-minded guy looking for a cute, petite girl who won't hit me or leave me"; A couple weeks later, Brian heard a knock on the door. He opened it, and there was a very cute girl with no arms or legs. She said, "Hi Brian, you said you're an open-minded guy: I have no arms, so I can't hit you; I have no legs, so I can't leave you... but there is one more thing..."; Brian replied, "What's that?"
She said, "I'm transgender."; Brian was shocked and replied, "But you're so cute and tiny... you must be joking right?!"; She said, "How do you think I knocked on the door?"