NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST... ...IN MY BOOTED FROM THE MILITARY FOR DOING COKE, SLEEPING WITH MY DEAD SON'S WIFE, FATHERING A KID OUT OF WEDLOCK SON HUNTER TAKING A JOB IN A COMPANY WHOSE FOCUS HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT, A LANGUAGE HE DOES NOT SPEAK AND IN A COUNTRY WHERE I WAS POINT PERSON FOR CORRUPTION.
BUT SERIOUSLY...I KNOW STUFF ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE SO VOTE FOR ME OR YOU'RE A DAMN LIAR, MAN
